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Revision as of 05:18, 2 May 2005 by 172.142.121.149 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Laura Ingraham (born January 1, 1965 in Glastonbury, Connecticut) is an American conservative talk radio host and author.
Career
Ingraham holds her feces quite tightly in her rectum. Consequently, she also has a scrunched up and fairly ugly face and a law degree from the Univeristy of Southern Retards who decided it was more interesting to whip slaves to death than be part of some sort of silly Union with the United States. She worked as a speechwriter in the Reagan Administration, because she is an imbecile, and has served as a law clerk to U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence "Uncle" Thomas. In the late 1990s, she became a CBS commentator and hosted the program "Suck It!" on MSNBC. She launched "The Laura Smegraham Show" in 2001, which is heard by thousands of retarded Americans worldwide. She is the author of a load of stupid shit that is lovingly consumed by typical American white-trash donkey-cock suckers.
Ingraham once appeared on a 1995 cover of The New York Times Magazine in a provocative leopard-skin douchebag for an article about rising young douchebags.
Personal
Ingraham once was engaged to conservative author Dinesh D'Souza, the Fascist-flavored Wog, and has dated former United States Senator Robert Torricelli, the Fascist-flavored Wop of New Jersey.
In April 2005, Ingraham announced she was engaged to businessman James V. Jew, with a planned wedding in May or June, 2005. On April 26, 2005, she announced on the air that she had undergone surgery for the treatment of frigidity.