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There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to expect too much; but then, if one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere. Jane Austen, Mansfield Park

Oy vey!

A che' wowa! More drama than a busload of drag queens without an open bar! Please accept a lovely Bloody Mary and toast to "Peace in the Valley" for all the children. I know it's stressful but you can rise above all the less-than-glamourous, and frankly some mean-spiritedness, that is directed towards you and the project. Banjeboi 22:16, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Good lord! People will even edit war over Kim Delaney! What's a girl to do?!? By the way, Bloody Mary's are OK for brunch, but nothing surpasses a Vodka Gimlet. Jeffpw (talk) 11:40, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Vodka's good for just about everything - a little splash in your champagne will get your ankles airborn! Banjeboi 20:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Vodka's good for just about everything that ails ya!! Should be a prescription drug. But then, that would be just taking one more pleasure away from the masses. And speaking of airborne (which I am at this moment) one vodka in the plane equals 2 on the ground. Think about that before ordering a cocktail the next time you're on a flight. Leave it to a nurse to know just the right combination of chemicals to cure the blues. Maybe I should pursue a second license as anesthetist. Jeffpw (talk) 20:36, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Ha! I just knew Miss Julie would put on the latex nurse outfit soon enough! Now don't be a bad boy or she'll sort you well and good! Banjeboi 04:50, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

I found Miss Julie's naughty nurse pic. Gurl, you got some tig ol' bitties. APK like a lollipop 05:32, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

That was before the breast reduction, honey. Sorry to disappoint you, but they're a perfect B cup now. Jeffpw (talk) 05:48, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Ha! as in B right over to take your temperature the fun way! Banjeboi 05:53, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

That gives me an idea for another "guilty pleasure" picture. APK like a lollipop 06:10, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

• read my post on Talk:Glory hole (sexual). Am I an altruistic Wikipedian, or what???????