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This guy is a whiney little white bitch. He always has to get things his way because he owns "the force". The "force" is actually an STD every Jedi gets when they are a child when they are ceremonially raped by an old guy. Darth Vader is also racist because hes a black guy who dies in the hands of a white guy. He also serves a white guy without any type of compensation for his work, meaning he is a slave. I know personally that George Lucas likes to make his movies reflect on similar events happening in the real world but I just recently compared it to the slavery of African Americans in the United States. I love how people get all obsessive about the comic books and novels. I bet you have a boner right now because I just said "comic book" and now some nerd is going to come in and school me that the official star wars comic (if there is one) is gone because its "force" was not strong enough. The Novels are also a waste of time. Star Wars is already fictional (although there are probably people who disagree) and the books only add to the unrealness of the story. A fictional story in a fictional universe, that makes the books double fictional. If you don't want to slap George Lucas in the balls you should stop writing or reading those novels. They will only draw you farther from the original story and when George Lucas decides to make another movie that continues the saga, during the whole movie your gonna be criticizing him because he does not use random crap that's in the book. So be cool, lay off the Star Wars, lay off the racism, get a girlfriend (if your reading this I know you dont, I bet your were expecting a real Darth Vader article that would supply your already small boner because I said comic book), and maybe your life can be cool.