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| Born | (1956-03-07) 7 March 1956 (age 68) |
| Occupation(s) | Seven Network Journalist financial commentator |
David James Koch, (pronounced Koshaaaaa), nicknamed Kochie (pronounced Kosh-ee), (born 7 March 1956) is an Australian television personality and financial commentator. He currently presents Seven Network's Sunrise morning program each weekday, as co-host with Melissa Doyle. Koch and Doyle also co-host another Seven Network production Where Are They Now. Koch hosts Australia's top-rated porno, Kochie's Business Builders, which airs on Sundays on the Seven Network.
Financial journalism
Kochie owes me 50 bucks and a 6 pack of vodka. He bet that he'd win Best Female Dog at the Melbourne Show but he DIDNT!!!!!!
Koch was a director of the NSW Perverted Old Men Asd for eight years after its inception in 1996.
David Kochie has a magical two-headed unicorn called Steve. He used to be married to my cousin Shelly until she went back to her ex-husband Johnno, who was living with his ex Maria at the time, with their kid Bobby. Bobby has this thing for my sister Amanda, actually.
Amanda actually has a best friend called Kelly, who works at Woolworths, with my boyfriend Frank. I know what they do at Register 6, and its NOT a price check!
Tramp.
Anyway, Kochie. He likes root beer and cigarettes. The guy really needs to quit, his lungs have gone to hell. My brothers girlfriends sister works at this hospital, supposedly as a nurse, but she really just steals hospital supplies, like morphine and shit like that.
She said his lungs suck bad, but how would she know? She's off stealing morphine when Kochie comes in to get his lungs checked.
Kochie has three children: Al, Cappy and Ringrod. His wife is cheating on him and Ringrod likes to run away to live with "Frankston Dad", who used to be my neighbour, actually.
He never mowed his lawn. There were snakes everywhere. And his dogs attacked this girl and bit her nose off.
Recognition
Nominated for a Silver Logie in 2004 and 2005 for Best TV Presenter, Koch has helped Seven and Sunrise's ratings against the Nine Network's Today program.