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Catherine de Burgh

Rather sadly, Catherine has passed away. Rumours that the election of her corpse may yet improve the overall functioning of Misplaced Pages are not to be countenanced.

I am standing as the direct result of so many of you kind dear people begging me on your knees to stand. So I stand here before you, erect and proud, ready to do my duty to Misplaced Pages, its King and God. What of my multiple edits I here you all asking? My "piece de resistance" is here a page on women's suffrage, a matter close to my heart, as it should be to all our hearts. I implore you all not to nominate for FAC, as I consider writing pages etc. to be completely unnecessary. That is the job of those too lazy and unable to rule. I am not an admin as my family have never indulged in middle-management. As a member of the British ruling class, you can be assured of my patronage doing my duty at all times. When elected I will preserve the sanctity of IRC and the prestige of the Admin class and rigorously enforce complete civility upon the writing editors. God save our King! Catherine de Burgh (Lady) (talk) 19:33, 17 November 2008 (UTC)