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As a young lad, my balls were often larger than all the other boys. I like to touch my groin and moan to myself 'cause Ms. Callahan only wants MONKEY SEX. It's a very sad ordeal, really. I can't offer her any MONKEY SEX. After all, I'm not a Monkey. I've been called many things, such as a 'freak in the sheets', but never a monkey. It's a damned shame. Soooo...who wants to twist my PENIS?