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Revision as of 18:02, 10 January 2008 by Acroterion (talk | contribs) (Removing backlinks to HMS Simon is strangely weird that has been speedily deleted per (CSD G1); using TW)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Sovereign Harbour is one of the worst places in the world. It is huge, Weird, and kinda funny. Its completely made of cheese, And smells like chicken. Located Just Down The road From Disneyland Resort Paris And about 3 miles north of Jupiter
The Harbour
The harbour is full of melted chocolate, And when it is frosty, it turns into proper chocolate, but i would not eat it because you dont know what is in it or where it has been.
Housing
Every single House in the North And South Harbour are made of cheese, and cheese with bits of chicken inside them to make them stronger. Once, A drunk man crashed a land rover into a house, and still as cheese all over it to this day.
Famous Residents
Famous Residents include Steven Cheesebrains, Oscar Chicken, And Tyler Chocolatebrains. One of the most famous residents who doesnt want to be known, has left te harbour, after three thousand kilos. of Cheddar rained down on his Bugatti Veyron. The Veyron was completely ruined, and cos over a million billion pounds to put right.
Famous Boats
The Boat HMS I LOVE CHEESE Is moored in the north harbour. This is the biggest ship in the world, and has to stay in, as it cannot fit through the lock gates. The smallest Boat in the world, HMS Simon is strangely weird Is mooored in the north harbour, and is bright yellow.
Trivia
The harbour was made famous when they filled it up with chocolate instead of water.