Yummy! Tad too much wasabi, perhaps? bishzilla _ROARR!! 17:36, 19 August 2007 (UTC).

Service Medal

It's with great pleasure that I present to you this service medal, for your 11 months of service, and 255 edits. Make some more edits (I suggest WP:TWINKLE :P) and you'll be up for an Apprentice medal. Giggy 07:38, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

By Blue Oyster Luc...

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible frown
She pulls the spitting high speed vandal down
Helpless people who POV push 
Scream "My Jimbo" as she looks in on them

She picks up an AfD and she throws it back down
As she wades through the articles towards the Main Page...

Oh no, they say she's got to go
Go go Bishzilla!
Oh no, there goes Misplaced Pages
Go go Bishzilla!

Revert wars show again and again
How Bishzilla points up the folly of men...
Bishzilla!

Revert wars show again and again
How Bishzilla points up the folly of men...

Bishzilla!

_{Luc "Somethingorother" French} 02:03, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

• Fast broadband in there, little Luc! Enjoy! 'Zilla appreciate poem! bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:40, 8 September 2007 (UTC).

Talk:Kiev/naming/anyone other than Horlo Irpen or Reginmund

Hello, as I can't leave a message at User talk:Bishonen as it's sprotected, I'm leaving one here.

Can you look into Talk:Kiev/naming/anyone other than Horlo Irpen or Reginmund, as it looks like a prejudicial to the naming debate on the dedicated talk page you created at Talk:Kiev/naming. 132.205.44.5 23:03, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. Yes it does. I'll delete it. Bishonen | talk 23:21, 26 September 2007 (UTC).

Could 'zilla not have deleted it just by breathing on it? ElinorD (talk) 23:24, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

She's a little busy over at the Digwuren and the Troubles RFAR's. But I think it was very smart of the anon to find her page! Bishonen | talk 23:35, 26 September 2007 (UTC).

Yes, very smart little anon, especially since he or she received little help at ANI. They must grow them smart at Concordia University. KillerChihuahua 23:54, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Your welcome message

Excuse me? I am sorry, but I did not understand a word, although I sense that your intention was good-hearted. And I think some time with a drawing master would also be productive. I can heartily recommend Mr Percival Fane.

Princess Venetia di Cannoli 20:12, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Be Careful....

...when you ROAR!!!!. See below. You got abducted by aliens friendly to "-zillas". Aliens are testing YOU first. 65.163.115.114 (talk) 10:29, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

?!

A LARGE UFO parks itself 2,000 miles over Bishzilla, abducts her, then clones her, modified the clone, returns Bishzilla, while the creature is still asleep. The HUGE Delta shaped starship then flies off noiseless. Aliens further modify the clone to be FAR MORE POWERFUL than the original Bishzilla. 65.163.115.114 (talk) 05:42, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Bishzilla wakes up with a hell of a headache and a nosebleed, and finds a Alien inplant in her brain. She is seeking Dr. Greer (of Coast To Coast fame) to get rid of the alien implant. 65.163.115.114 (talk) 05:45, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

It later turns out that it was Bishzilla that was abducted AND modified! The clone was a hologram to keep others distracted. Now she's so powerful that even Bishonen cannot control her at all. Bishzilla can now fly (w/ genetic coding placed for powerful wings, taken from Rodan, and modified), shoot laser-like beams of psionic energy, from the eyes, still "breathes" fire, only it is at 1,000,000,000,000,000,000+ Degrees Kelvin, has electrified skin, like that of a electric eel, other powers that she will discover in time, on her own. In flight, her speed is FAR faster than a SR-71, meaning she generates destructive sonic booms(shock waves). Her land speed (walking, running speed MAX is a good 1,000 KPH) is a bit slower. Aliens ask Bishzilla this question,"You Like ? You did US a favor a while back, so WE returned the favor." 65.163.115.114 (talk) 10:23, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Dragons are better than zillas :)

They can fly, they can breath fire out, they are sexy as hell, and they don't destroy cities

D —Preceding unsigned comment added by Muamshai (talk • contribs) 08:41, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

But they don't destroy cities! P.S. Support fellow fire-breathing monster for admin at Bishzilla RFA, nomination still open! bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:40, 6 October 2007 (UTC).

For this comment...

... I award you a chinchilla with a pumpkin sticker! (don't be fooled by those silly Americans into thinking it is called a squash!)

Thank you little user! Er... Chinzilla? Kawaii! bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:35, 28 October 2007 (UTC).

Mmm, I notice the image is called "ChinSquash" - seems rather cruel to me... And it looks rather like an offering to 'zilla of "meat and 2 veg"... WjBscribe 22:40, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

All right already. Always with the dino. *I* got the cute "chinzilla" award first, as it happens...! There are some further caption suggestions for it here, on my page. Bishonen | talk 22:54, 28 October 2007 (UTC).

I'd also like to thank you Bish for bringing a smile onto my face. :P Dureo 07:01, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Arbitrator with appetite

Hello, Bishzilla. Many little users are counting on and wish to support your candidacy for the arbitration committee. You still have over three weeks to bank up the missing 700 edits. Little users can help Bishzilla. This little user is thinking about setting a trail of vandalism for Bishzilla to revert. Or, we could build 700 skyscrapers at User:Bishzilla/Tokyo, and she could then pluck them, one by one. There must be an easy way to garner those 700 edits! ---Sluzzelin talk 03:52, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for concern little user! But silly rule state candidate must have had 1000 edits byNovember 1. :-S 'Zilla start preparations earlier next year! bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:02, 6 November 2007 (UTC).

Never mind little 'zilla, you are not the only one excluded by their rules. However, when I get frustrated at the things I can't do, I comfort myself with a bedtime story like this, thought you'd enjoy the picture of me on the front of this book. Read the first page, it helps me chill. --Santa on Sleigh 01:21, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Here was my campaign box, until I realised I was disqualifiedable:

Oh, stupid little user can't even read simple process instructions. (And, ♪ Santa Baby, slip a brain under the tree, for me. And fill 'zilla's enormous stocking with a duplex and checks. ♪) ---Sluzzelin talk 11:27, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Stupid mondegreen or Bishzilla shoutout?

Do my ears deceive me or does the "opera" section of the popular tune "Bohemian Rhapsody" contain several invocations of your user name? The narrator entreaties Bishzilla to release him from captivity, but her heart is hard like that of the Pharaoh, and the pleas are rejected. My lyrical transcription is as follows:

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Bishzilla! No, we will not let you go! Let him go!

Bishzilla! (we will not let you go) Let him go!

Bishzilla...

and so forth in this fashion. Would you care to explain how you wound up in a pretentious 1970s rock anthem?---- The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 18:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

All Wet

Bishzillamonster, Camp on Shore Tonight? Doggie-Paddled Upstream, Coat Wet, Canoe Leaking, Master Outriggr now Exosted. Seven Fishes cot, We Et, but threw Bishapod Back--cute Little Thing.

Seek Creatr Comforts on Eve of Full Moon (It Shine On Intrnets too). What we Can Offr? Good Seats Cheep, (Brothr Goldfingr works at WikitMastr). Are Party Push Off by Noon (Late Sleeprs), but do Hope is Small Snores in Big Giant Land? Brought my Franz Marc Portrait, Showing me Good Dog! (Did Pee in Cornr Talk Page, just Habit.) DOGRIGGR (deflea) 06:48, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Come along, little Dogriggr, we climb Reichstag tonight! bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:23, 4 December 2007 (UTC).

Do thank you for Plushies! Do have Oral Fixation, Tore Stuffing Out Rigrously! Hope 'Zilla Understand? ('Zilla not Sublimate, just Chew Heads Off Usrs?) Mastr Done Jumped Shark, mounted Buildings (I Mount also, but Not Acquainted Buildings!). Said has Ammonia Poisoning: Acrammonias, Sanctammonias! Do Hope gets Bettr, Needs new Hobby, but I Always by Side. Did apreshiat like Welcome Message, Customize Too! No Template Riggulrs! DOGRIGGR (deflea) 04:56, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Your presence is requested

at Misplaced Pages:Arbitration Committee Elections December 2007/Vote/Endlessdan. Not by me, but it's worth mentioning. _{Luc "Somethingorother" French} 01:44, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

əɓɐssəɯ ʇɪɹʞʞɪs doʇ

Hail, mighty Bishzilla. I was asked to publish this private email on your page by an outside party, because it's supposedly something you should know about. I'm forced by my brainslug to do whatever the outside party instructs me to, even when I know it's against policy. The text of the private email follows. Involontarily yours, ZockPuppet (talk) 15:49, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

·ɹəɓuəssəɯ əɥʇ ʇɐə oʇ əəɹɟ ʅəəɟ ·s·d

¡əɔɪʇsnʆ ʇɐəɹɓ ɹoɟ ·dnɥɔʇəʞ ɓuɪɹq ·,uɪɐɓɐ səʞɪɹʇs ʎʇɹɐɪɹʇsuoɯ ɹossəɟoɹd, əɯɐu əpoɔ ʇɪɹʞʞɪs ɹədns '800-ds ·ou uɐʅd ʎɔuəɓuɪʇuoɔ ʇuəɯəʅdɯɪ ʎʅəʇɐɪpəɯɯɪ oʇ ʎɯɹɐ uoɪʇnʅoʌəɹ ʞɔos ɹəʇsuoɯ əɥʇ ɟo puɐɯɯoɔ ʅɐɹʇuəɔ əɥʇ ʎq pəʇɔnɹʇsuɪ əɹɐ noʎ ·əɓɐssəɯ ʇuɐʇɹodɯɪ uɐ sɪ sɪɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ sɪ əpoɔ ʇɪɹʞʞɪs doʇ sɪɥʇ ɓuɪsn ɯ,ɪ ʇɐɥʇ uosɐəɹ əɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ əzɪʅɐəɹ noʎ əɹns ɯ,ɪ

¡ɐʅʅɪzɥsɪq əpɐɹɯoɔ

Push button, receive bacon. bishzilla _ROARR!! 12:06, 16 December 2007 (UTC).

My sinuses hurt now, from standing on my head on my desk. KillerChihuahua 13:13, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Ah, is little deathdoggie! 'Zilla apologize for Little Pest on doggie page! Yummy... doggie smell... hey, deathdoggie! 'Zilla suspect ZockPuppet merely smitten with handsome green scales and bright cheery smile of 'Zilla! See ZockPuppet marriage proposal on 'Zilla Userpage (scroll way down). bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:49, 16 December 2007 (UTC).

Christmas Present

Aaahhh! Heinz tomato ketchup come in real handy now! Thank you Mbisanz! bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:34, 24 December 2007 (UTC).

Checking that list

Santa knows who's naughty and nice! Merry Christmas.--Santa (talk) 17:04, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

2008

Zilla - use with care?

--Doc 23:36, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Greetings

Puny Thatcher greatly pleased to see Mighty Bishzilla's comments on Anyeverynowhoeverbody. Thatcher 14:50, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Supplication

right|thumb|the Rabbit of Caerbannog

Oh Great One,

Who would win in a fight, you or the Rabbit of Caerbannog?

Please Don't Eat Me,
MilesAgain (talk) 18:28, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Graaagh!

Glacier Wolf has gnawed at you! Gnaws promote Graaagh! and hopefully this one has made your day better. Spread the Graaagh! by gnawing at someone else, whether it be someone whose brainz you have eaten in the past or a tasty, fleshy human. Happy shambling!
Smile at others by adding {{subst:gnaw}} to their talk page with a gloomy message.

Petition

Mourners, can we please have a little something on User:Bishzilla? Like this:

Please? Swedophile (talk) 22:04, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

No! :-( Something broke inside me. I adored Bishzilla. <sniff> Carcharoth (talk) 00:23, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

To me, you will always be Where the Wild Things Are. R.I.P. –Outriggr § 02:07, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Perhaps one day one of the Bishopods will grow up to be like his mother, and we will learn to smile again. In the meantime who is caring for the orphaned Bishopods? Giano (talk) 13:53, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Here's the deletion log for User:Bishapod: 15:15, 3 February 2008 Bishonen (Talk | contribs) deleted "User:Bishapod" ‎ (Bishapod follows Bishzilla like a lemming. "Mommeee!")
I think that indicates the pods are gone too. Puchiko (Talk-email) 14:12, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

They are all copying Spiderman and climbing the Reichstag! "Come little 'shonen, come pod. We climb Reichstag tonight!" - this reminds me of a Godzilla-King Kong film involving a tall building... Carcharoth (talk) 14:48, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

How irresponsible. Little Stupid is not equipped for climbing (except onto the land from the water). Are there no kaiju to teach 'zilla to care for its sock in a responsible fashion (destroying Berlin in a huge fight in the process)? I've also noticed that 'zilla is making an appearance in Lark Rise to Candleford on the BBC, which perhaps explains its absence. Yomangani 15:03, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

The 'pedia has now lost it's sense of humor. The 'Zilla will be missed greatly. (Bish, we miss you, too. Come back!) Tex (talk) 16:04, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Do you think Bishapod was allowed to take some of his toys/friends with him? I think he'll be awfully lonely without Tubby, Stumpy, Freda, Joe, Minnie, Jenny and Spot which he got from Yomangani this summer. Do you think little 'poddie can fall asleep without them? Puchiko (Talk-email) 18:19, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

I miss Bishzilla and Little Stupid and their friends, especially Bishonen. Risker (talk) 19:54, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

'Zilla gone! oh noes, feeling very blue . — Ѕandahl 18:07, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I was saddened when I saw today's featured article. ---Sluzzelin talk 18:37, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Thank you little users! Stop it, Pest, fishapods not good climbers, need to use all four pods to hold on! Stop... oops. Bishapod tumble down Reichstag! Oh well... Little Stupid so stupid! Maybe Zilla create a smarter sock some day! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:11, 13 March 2008 (UTC).

To little steward

To little steward: Bishzilla own "Bishzillaonmeta" account on meta. bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:35, 16 March 2008 (UTC).

At last! Misplaced Pages enjoy Bishzilla unique skills, Bishzilla enjoy Adminship!

Zilla admin at last! Please post congratulations below! Zilla climb down from Reichstag, recreate userpage (aaahhh! tooools to use!). Forget sadness, little users, on day of Zilla triumph! Little Stupid sadly fall off Reichstag, go splat--well, too stupid to climb Reichstag, what can Zilla do? Little 'shonen not admin anymore--well, was useless always! Zilla better admin! Happy day! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:19, 16 March 2008 (UTC).

Congratulations Bishzilla! I always knew your special ways would make you an absolutely perfect administrator. What with protecting favourites and eating their foes, you already had all the skills you needed. It just took a while for others to recognize this. Best wishes in your new career. Risker (talk) 19:36, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations, but someone forgot to change your RfA's color to green. ;) NoSeptember 20:58, 16 March 2008 (UTC)\

Congrats! Skillz in troll eating just what's needed!! ... dave souza, talk 21:57, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

A sad, sad, SAD day

...for the trolls. (And for the smart-ass functionaries. Hah!). Hooray! Swedophile (talk) 11:41, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Yippee! 'Zilla be the bestest admin in history of wiki! Tex (talk) 15:35, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh mighty one!

That's great news! Now that you've down from the Reichstag, I have another nearby Metropolis I would like to lay at your feet as an offering. I, for one, will gladly welcome our new reptilian overlords. Fut.Perf. ☼ 06:35, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

What the...!?

Oh, *I* see... Bishzilla clever, trick someone into thinking she same as weenie 'shonen! Hee hee hee good trick! —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 03:27, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Is little nominator on rare visit! Welcome page, little Bunch! But discreet, please! Stewards very gullible, fortunately. Wienie 'shonen pretty stubborn, but 'Zilla lock her in cellar and steal passwords, hehe! Know a trick or two! bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:58, 20 March 2008 (UTC).

Poor Poddie

Oh mighty 'Zilla, please no Poddie go splat, please no. Poddie not dumb, maybe want learn, welcome visit my kindergarten. Mighty 'Zilla so powerful, take super tools find Poddie fine and happy, send kindergarten! Humble greetings! Swedophile (certified master pedagogue)

But... little Stupid so stupid! And when for a change make sensible edit--one--, admins go dogpile on him! Page deleted, poddie indefblocked! (for what?) . Zilla not want sock that needs rescuing by wienie 'shonen the whole time! Hmmm. Well, /me think about it. Not poddie's actual fault admins act weird. bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:44, 20 March 2008 (UTC).

I'm going to regret this, but ...

Um, we have this thing called administrator recall here. It tends to come into play when large, powerful, occasionally awkward admins stomp on Tokyo too often. News reports have had you and another new administrator, User:Doczilla have been "playing doctor" and maybe gotten a little too, um, feisty. That's the account of the most coherent survivor, although, granted, that isn't necessarily saying much. Did I mention that I have a long, successful, history of killing large, green, multi-limbed creatures on other planets? I don't know why I said that. Anyway, I'm wondering whether you have considered making yourself eligible for recall, in the event things, um, get out of hand/paw/whatever. And I feel this weird uncontrollable urge to change my name and lock up the servers for a few minutes again while I frantically wave my sub-etha sensomatic around looking for a lift. I've heard rumors, from sources who don't want to be identified for some reason, that someone or other might be considering starting a recall petition around the first of next month. I hope to be in some other galaxy by that point myself, on vacation of course, so I doubt I can be forced persuaded to take part, but am wondering about your opinion on this matter. Bye now. :) John Carter (talk) 17:25, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Chortle. 'Zilla elated, just perform first block, ha! Recall shmecall! Little John Carter successful history of killing monsters...? Haha, most amusing, little user lucky Zilla in good mood today! Hope user started to regret already! bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:26, 20 March 2008 (UTC).

• Since I've been mentioned and in a possibily negative way which I don't even understand, I have to ask: What the hell are you people talking about? Doczilla _RAWR! 18:44, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

• • Wow, another zilla admin? But Doczilla talk like regular little user--strange! Doczilla not dinosaur? Here Bishzilla portrait. See difference? bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:53, 20 March 2008 (UTC).

• Excuse me, but I get the impression that this is about some kind of accusation. What is it about? Where can I look this stuff up to see what's going on? This sounds like people are serious about something. Doczilla _talk 18:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Hummh. Personally not noticed seriousness. Bishzilla suggest interview little user John Carter with liberal application of atomic deathray puffs, make little user explain! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:02, 20 March 2008 (UTC).

I, too, don't get what this user is on about (?) special, random, Merkinsmum 19:19, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

I suspect that User:WarLord John Carter is a sock of bombed User:David Icke. I thought I might just mention that... Carry on! LessHeard vanU (talk) 15:38, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

No, I is a sock of Arnold Wesker, and have previously on occasion gone by the name "Socko". And I only delayed the matter until Tuesday, when I've heard some of the witnesses might be allowed visitation rights. John Carter (talk) 15:42, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

hey bish- yay!

Oh I didn't realise you were back until I saw a post by you on ani, I'm so glad:) Please could you or someone you know train User:WannabeBishzilla because he (of course nothing to do with me lol) doesn't have the skill to even try to model himself on Bishzilla. He created himself as a homage when he thought you'd gone for good. special, random, Merkinsmum 17:30, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Sekrit wannabe sock now welcomed zilla personal welcome template. See zilla new super cool power sig with clickable admin actions? bishzilla _ROARR!! zilla admin actions 22:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC).

SS Christopher Columbus is a FAC

I have (self) nominated this article at Misplaced Pages:Featured_article_candidates/SS_Christopher_Columbus. As one of the significant editors of this article by number of contributions, as well as a participant in its GA candidacy, your input would be valuable. Just please don't eat any of the little reviewers until they support, ok? Thanks! ++Lar: t/c 21:28, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

New section that might interest you

I hope you're having an extremely pleasant day, with lots of happiness, good feeling, and other disgustingly gooey sentiments. Also, with any luck, many, many breath mints. Anyway, there's a new statement on the admin's noticeboard at Misplaced Pages:Administrator's noticeboard#Ve haff a problem which might interest you. Bye-bye. John Carter (talk) 21:57, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Thank little user for "heads-up". All good, 'Zilla already resolved AN thread and requested template. bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:19, 31 March 2008 (UTC).

English Lessons?

Wow, looking at the last few posts above, the 'Zilla must be taking some great English lessons. All those adverbs, adjectives and even a few complete sentences. Tex impressed. Who teach the 'Zilla? ;o)Tex (talk) 15:10, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Zilla need to eat more power transformers, wires, and subway trains. High in iron, low in carbs. Adverbs feel poorly. Adjectives taste pitiful. Articles not needed at Misplaced Pages powerborkers say. Conjunctions give disease. Prepositions make police happy. Trains and towers and wires is good vittals for Zillas (and for Villas, too). Utgard Loki (talk) 15:58, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

You seem to have stopped referring to us "little users" too. You haven't been hit by one of those bloody shrinking rays, have you? It'd probably make negotiating through your house (I assume you have one) a lot more difficult. John Carter (talk) 16:36, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

With Zilla adminship (feel free place congratulations below HINT HINT (give presents HINT)), Zilla forced invent bilingualism for self. Zilla in fact always capable speaking dominant wiki creole WVVP ("Misplaced Pages Verbose Verb Pidgin")—simple to steal verbs and bits from little 'shonen, who have more than need for own use ! —but not care to. Dino Ursprache superior for addressing established little users. Experienced users admire and emulate Zilla dinospeak! . But in adminny remarks, gentle Zilla attempt avoid frightening ignorant baby n00b users, therefore employ homely WVVP. Agree a little distasteful, especially, lack of roaring! Extend apologies to little Tex and John for startling experience! P. S. No fear shrinking rays, 'Zilla bigger and greater than ever. bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:32, 13 April 2008 (UTC).

Wow...

Congrats on your admiship! I wonder what's next... probably Bureaucrat and Steward. Cheers, Glacier Wolf 21:34, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Keep eye on WP:RfB little wolf, HINT HINT. bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:05, 13 April 2008 (UTC).

Little archive please?

Hello little zilla...Waterman have slow interwebs and slow patiencewebs...little zilla archive talk page for Waterman?

No need for boring /Archive 1...little zilla use /Archive roar, /Archive roarr, /Archive roarrr, and keep adding "r" to end of word for each one, yes?

Good zilla. . dihydrogen monoxide (H₂O) 10:47, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

. OK, archive HALF page. (Page so pretty!) Little Waterman any relation of little Wetman ? bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:48, 16 April 2008 (UTC).

Litte Zilla be good, big Waterman give drink. But no relation to Wetman. Water make little zilla wet, not wet itself. . dihydrogen monoxide (H₂O) 09:20, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

A belated welcome

Welcome home, oh, courageous and mighty Bishzilla. Sooooooooooo happy to come across your footprints here and there. A big bunch of flowers for you (they are edible) - with my humble adoration! May the mighty new administrator always seek out evildoers wherever they are lurking at Misplaced Pages. WBardwin (talk) 02:48, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Tasty! Appreciate, little W! bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:28, 20 April 2008 (UTC).

Misplaced Pages:Requests for arbitration/Tango

An Arbitration case involving you has been opened, and is located here. Please add any evidence you may wish the Arbitrators to consider to the evidence sub-page, Misplaced Pages:Requests for arbitration/Tango/Evidence. Please submit your evidence within one week, if possible. You may also contribute to the case on the workshop sub-page, Misplaced Pages:Requests for arbitration/Tango/Workshop.

On behalf of the Arbitration Committee, John Vandenberg 11:14, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Hello George Mosley

Hi George. Did the president tell you to say that? - bpcresistance

Bishzilla girl, not boy ! bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:56, 22 April 2008 (UTC).

Bishzilla knows the president? I suppose it's only natural. After all, presidents, kings, premiers, vice admirals, and air wing commander Biggles would need to plead for their lives, not have country burned up. Utgard Loki (talk) 12:04, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Gurchzilla

User:Gurch signs himself as "Gurchzilla". Just how many relatives do you have, anyway? John Carter (talk) 14:42, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah! Bishzilla affectionately recollect drama of Gurchzilla, reflected in block log! (Zillas enjoy drama always.) Bishzilla accidentally squash this zilla (expressing affection! huggling!), get unjustly blocked by Gurch (meanie bo feenie..?? Is Jurassic speech?) for misconceived time period, remain unjustly blocked until released through helpful death threat by Her Highness Bishonen. Suitably abject apology by Gurch here ! While on subject, lemme tell you about Doczilla... bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:54, 23 April 2008 (UTC).

Main page featured article

Please note that the main page featured article is always move protected while it is linked from the main page. In the future, please do not remove that protection. Nakon (talk · contribs) has reprotected. - auburnpilot talk 14:11, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I didn't notice it was a mere move protection. Of course I approve of that. But... er, if it's always move protected while it is linked from the main page, how come this one spent half the day on the main page without any such protection? That's what threw me off. bishzilla _ROARR!! 14:36, 28 April 2008 (UTC).

I'm not sure what you mean. Except when they are already protected due to vandalism, I move protect the TFA as soon as Raul schedules it. In this case, the article had been protected since 23 April 2008; fives days prior. Anyway, I know it was an honest mistake, so no worries. - auburnpilot talk 17:17, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Great Fire of London

The individual who objects to the use of the word conflagration seems to be back, now as 122.148.235.176 (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · page moves · block user · block log). I thought that 'zilla might perhaps be able to demonstrate tohim the difference between the gentle warming glow of a fire, and the city-destroying mass of flames that is a conflagration? (Tokyo might prefer a break though). David Underdown (talk) 14:27, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Thank you, now I'll go and hide somewhere before I start to look liek a tempting little mosrel myself... David Underdown (talk) 09:19, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Please clarify

Please clarify your remarks at User talk:Peter Damian, either on-wiki or by email. Thatcher 22:24, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Really? OK. There's enough corridor chat in this place, so I'll do it here. It was unwise of you to write that e-mail, in my opinion—I suppose you know what I'm referring to (several people linked me to it in a matter of minutes) and I'm assuming you were influenced by somebody else. Let me know tomorrow if you'd like it clearer still. I'm going to bed now. bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:35, 2 May 2008 (UTC).

I'm going to bed, too. Peter Damian (talk) 22:46, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Blocked account

Can you pleas review Jacurek's blocked account when you get a chance. User_talk:Jacurek There is an explanation why the user thinks he has been treated to harsh. Thanks--Cvc42 (talk) 22:57, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, I don't like to review my own block, Cvc42; it's better that a neutral admin does that. Apparently Jacurek missed the instructions in my block message for requesting review. I've written again, trying to be as clear as possible. I hope he manages to add the unblock template, if he feels he has been unfairly blocked, because that's the way to call an uninvolved admin to the page. If he still has trouble, and you're concerned, perhaps you could help him? Please post here again if you need help, and I'll add the template myself (though it's really more appropriate for the user to do it). bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:51, 6 May 2008 (UTC).

Misplaced Pages:Requests for arbitration/Tango

This arbitration case has been closed and the final decision is available at the link above. The Arbitration Committee finds that Tango (talk · contribs) has made a number of problematic blocks. It also states that Tango's administrative privileges are to be revoked, and may be reinstated at any time either through the usual means or by appeal to the Committee. John Vandenberg 02:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Salt glaze pottery

Honored Bishzilla. You august presence may be of great assistance. I know it's unusual to "protect" a small page like "Salt glaze pottery" - but a series of IP edits (from one editor or perhaps more), using various IP numbers, has been going on for over a year. The IP's apparently object to a small section of the article - but simply do not communicate. They use "tags" (which always rub me the wrong way) or simply delete the information. I revert and invite he/she/them to the talk page but no dice. I have asked he/she/them to sign in as an editor, but no response. My tone on the matter is increasingly curt -- and my perspective is becoming very inflexable. I have no real objections to changes on the page, but I am adverse to this type of "drive by" editing. What action would you suggest? WBardwin (talk) 06:12, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Semi-atomic deathray. bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC).

does it come in a portable size? Thanks for the semi -- maybe that will bring them to the talk page. WBardwin (talk) 22:33, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Hello - my compliments, honored Bishzilla. The same IP issue has again surfaced, this time on Saggar fired pottery. If the user appears again in the next few days, may I request another semi-protection? Thanks. WBardwin (talk) 04:03, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Puny 'shonen post scary threat. Hope will be enough. bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:01, 16 June 2008 (UTC).

He's back! See IP # 217.42.217.234 on Saggar fired pottery. Persistant fellow. WBardwin (talk) 06:20, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Protection

Bish, someone unprotected the Taj Mahal recently and we're being bombed by vandalism. I can't tell who unprotected it - should there be an edit summary or log or something - any idea where I should look? --Joopercoopers (talk) 09:02, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Nobody unprotected, old protection merely expired like little users do from atomic breath. (Little monster joke. Chortle.) Article protected for two months on March 17 by LaraLove, therefore expired May 17. May be smart technical way of checking protection date, but dinosaurs do it old-fashioned way, searching History for some "protection" term (Zilla cleverly use "autoconfirmed") and find this (perfunctory drumroll on chest). When Zilla developer status ?? P. S. Bishzilla semiprotect. Presume not need full protection? bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:29, 21 May 2008 (UTC).

<coopers genuflects at scaly 'zilla' toe nail> 'tis true, you are both wise and large. --Joopercoopers (talk) 13:16, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

As Zilla already has admin tools, is not necessary to do this. Click "protect" tab on page and Zilla can see at bottom of page "protection log". Easiest way for admins to do. Non-admins like lowly Bishonen account (Zilla prettier than Bishonen, too!) must click "history", "view logs for this page". Save Ral315 time, and surely save Zilla time too. Ral315 (talk) 05:26, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Thankee little Ral. Actually zilla usually send lowly bishonen on such lowly errands. She did it in her lowly way. bishzilla _ROARR!! 08:06, 29 May 2008 (UTC).

Not so much of the "lowly", dino. Go lord it over your own sock. "Queen Bishonen" is the proper way for you to refer to me. Unless you'd like the stewards to restore the bishtools to their true owner? Bishonen | talk 08:05, 29 May 2008 (UTC).

Can you be warned for WP:CIVIL is said "incivility" is towards your dinosaur? dihydrogen monoxide (H₂O) 08:08, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

I think that was more of a "threat," actually. (Down, Bishzilla!) Bishonen | talk 11:58, 29 May 2008 (UTC).

Mail

You've survived so many death rays I wouldn't even think of it. Spam filter, it appears: I don't remember seeing that Feb 3 mail. You're latest is in my regular inbox, but even long time contacts sometimes go to spam. (*Scratches head.* Or maybe I read it drunk and then forget about it.) Sorry, in any case. I'll reply when I can. Good to see that fearsome roar. Marskell (talk) 10:31, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks.

The timing was a little freaky, though. --Blechnic (talk) 22:14, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Not as freaky as edit conflicts on ANI, little user. Puny 'shonen tear her hair out! bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:44, 17 June 2008 (UTC).

Here I am, ready to be smeared into a thin paste...

*sighs*

I stand by my actions in bringing this case, Bish.. As I said to Irpen, this is like chapters of stuff that should be entitled "Stuff that Administrators should not freaking do". All the way through it.

WMC thinks that the block system is a progressive slot machine and runs the block on Giano from 3 to 24 hours to 48 hours in about an hours time. I agree that WMC himself should not be ramping up the blocks (especially considering the last block was incivility aimed at HIM, we're not supposed to block here).

MZMcBride then full protects the talk page, in an attempt to get the two sides to disengage. Again, at this point, no useful discussion was happening (it was Giano insulting various people (whether deserved or not), and WMC continuing to wind Giano up by increasing the time of the block.

At this point, hopefully things get resolved by being taken to AN/ANI, smacking WMC lightly on the wrist and saying "A block is not like an egg timer. You can't add time arbitrarily to it.. and you should've disengaged".

But Geogre came in, and lit the fuse for the explosion. Bish, everyone knows I'm a bit of a stickler for process at times. I'll freely admit that failing. But did anyone think Geogre coming in and unilaterally undoing another administrator's block without the other administrator's ok, or discussion and consensus on a community noticeboard, or even a "Hey, you're wrong, I'm undoing this" note to the other administrator's page is going to SOLVE anything? It is a provocative maneuver, one that Geogre has done in the past. The mop is not supposed to be used as a weapon in a fight, and Geogre was doing just that.

He says he overturned the block and changed the duration, and a few minutes later, Avraham then fixes to the original three hour block (down to 1 hour because of time spent). Maybe Geogre was distracted at the time. But it shouldn't take 5+ minutes to change the duration. Who knows, maybe he was arguing with someone off wiki about something at the time? He hasn't said anything about the situation. I can only go by what I see.

He also undid the page protection of a completely uninvolved administrator. Again, there was nothing to back him up. No ok from MZM. No discussion elsewhere. Not even a note to MZM that he had done so. Again, the mop is not for unilateral actions to protect your friends. He could've brought it up on AN/ANI at this point and covered his butt, but apparently, breaking just about every "Thou Shalt Not" for an administrator doesn't require that kind of comment.

Then of course, WMC Completes the Circle of Pain..er.. life by explicitly wheel-warring the block back in. Of course. Why not. We've done everything else completely by the numbers wrong, why not one more item.

I stand by my conviction that BOTH people's actions in this case are sanctionable because of their gross misjudgements and wheelwarring. One explicitly wheel wars, and the other if not explicitly (depends on your definition), at least sets things up for it with the log in, yell, "block overturned", unprotect, step away, no further response. If I had my way (yeah, I know, thank god I'm not, right? :)) this kind of misjudgement is de-adminnable.

I'm sorry you and Giano (and most probably Geogre) feel that way (Giano's biblical reference was choice, btw) but I'm not selling anyone out, I'm disgusted by both sides administrative actions in this issue.

I hope I've made it utterly clear that I do not support any further action on Giano and support the proposed injunction by Kirill (hey, at least it won't put any new names on Giano's Gmail list for him to argue with) but this adminstrative mess needs at the VERY least a strong trout slapping to both sides and told not to do it again. If all the administrators acted like these two did on this case, it'd be pure mayhem.

You may step on me and reduce me to a fine red paste when ready, Gridley (or Bishzilla). SirFozzie (talk) 02:33, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

"I can only go by what I see." And you apparently don't see my timeline, in my evidence? During those five minutes, Geogre was posting. Editing. That was one of the big points I tried to make with my evidence, so it's a bit depressing that it was invisible. :-( Geogre works very fast—I, notoriously slow, couldn't have edited whatsoever twice in five minutes. As for Geogre "coming in", I don't think he was even aware the affair was on AN/ANI (was it? I can't find it, not in the archives either—it must be, but I don't know where. Not knowing the name of the thread makes it harder to look.). He discussed it solely on Giano's talk, as far as I can see (from his contribs). I don't understand if "maybe he was arguing with someone off wiki" is some kind of insinuation—if so, what does it mean, exactly? That you think he was plotting something (what?) with Giano? With me?

Geogre isn't very often online these days, you know. He got so pissed off about the IRC RFAR at Christmas that he's hanging by a thread on Misplaced Pages. I haven't discussed the unblocking business with him at all, and Giano hasn't—no opportunity. I know Irpen has, but that was later, not something that could have distracted Geogre at the time. You, know, Sir Fozzie... the more I look at this post of yours, the less I like the suspicions and insinuations you're spinning. You're not even within shouting distance of Geogre's attitudes and beliefs and the work he does. And you seem to make a point of assuming the worst and assuming bad faith. In fact, please go away. Bishzilla doesn't want to play. Take your cookies with you. Bishonen | talk 06:52, 4 July 2008 (UTC).

At risk of further alienating Bishonen

You may have all the cookies you want, Bishzilla :) (wait, this wasn't your sneaky plan to get me back here to you could re-fry me, was it? :D) SirFozzie (talk) 21:50, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

• Bishonen | talk 21:59, 5 July 2008 (UTC).

Your opinion would be appreciated

Hi, since you've been original blocking admin of Jacurek, and it seems you've haven't been involved in any edit conflict with him, and so you are fairly neutral in this case, your opinion here would be very appreciated. My question is - does blocking of a sock and not the puppeteer himself is adecvate enough measure in cases of block evasion like this. Also I'm not sure about those IPs, should they be treated as socks and tagged as such? Thanks M0RD00R (talk) 21:47, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for work, M0RD00R. 'Zilla reply on WP:RFCU. bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:17, 10 July 2008 (UTC).

Elaborated on relevant page once again. I know, I know - Puppets, puppeteers, it's all big circus anyway, but nevertheless... M0RD00R (talk) 22:29, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

'Zilla elaborate also. bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:29, 10 July 2008 (UTC).