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Nubcake is a variation of the word "noob", commonly used in online games and as slang in school.

History: Nubcake was invented by the one and only RyaN at Father Ryan High School in Nashville, TN. This word, created in September of 2008, was originally a hybrid of "cakewalk" and "nub" (nub=cooler version of noob). In its combination, the "walk" was deleted and a new word was born. Nubcake is the new noob (meaning noob is now noobish to say).

Definition:

1. A person or object giving off an aura of extreme noobishness, in other words, an impossibly ignorant or idiocratic fool who is incapable of accomplishing even the most common of tasks without an inevitable hendrance due to exceptional inexperience.

2. A common universal derogatory term with the uncommon capability to replace any or all other existing derogatory terms. ie (you're fat=you're a nubcake, wow he's fugly=wow he's a nubcake, OMG what a crazy cooter = OMG what a super nubcake, etc.)

3. An awkward person or object (ie a cartwheeling platypus = nubcake)

Common expressions: "OoOoOoOoHHHHH GET OWNED NUBCAKE!" "silly lil nubcake" "ha what a nubcake" "OMG do you see that nubcake over there?" "nubcake."

Variations:

1. Only under the most extreme of circumstances will nubcake be shortened to "nub" (ie if you are suddenly killed in the midst of saying "nubcake", or if you happen to spontaenously combust between the pronunciation of "nub" and "cake").

2. In spanish, the translation of nubcake is "nubkake", but it is still pronounced in the same manner as "nubcake".