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A comment from JzG: Please do not troll or bait Brian on this page or anywhere else. Bear in mind that sometimes editors have things going on in their lives which makes it hard for them to see the funny side. Keep it neutral and factual. Thank you. Just zis Guy you know? 09:30, 26 June 2006 (UTC)


Please read this before posting:

1) Do you have a problem with one of my edits? You may, since I tend to edit boldly and mercilessly.

2) Please do not quote basic policy to me. It's rude. I've been around here long enough to know what's going on. I follow policy to the best of my ability.

3) I can't do anything on Misplaced Pages that can't be undone. Please remember that before getting overly critical or hysterical.

4) I do a lot more reading on Misplaced Pages than contributing. As such, I like to edit to make articles more accessible to readers. As Joe Dirt said, "It's not what you like, it's the consumer."

5) Don't talk about me in the third person. I'm right here.

Thanks for your cooperation. I will respond to comments on this page. Personal attacks will be responded to automatically by a doomsday device which I am not able to shut down or control. Your computer will be destroyed by a virus of biblical proportions as soon as an attack is detected. You have been warned.

Archived

Brian, I've archived out some trolling and other stuff. I have also posted a header. I hope this is OK, I also hope you can keep calm. send diatribes to me via email rather than postign them to Misplaced Pages, maybe? To everyone, please cut Brian a bit of slack and do not troll - any trolling will likely result in a block. Just zis Guy you know? 09:31, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

Many thanks, Guy. Brian G. Crawford 09:32, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

No sooner said than done

Oh well, fair enough, Brian- I'm afraid you've dug your own hole here. People have, and are continuing, to try and help you. I, at least, won't in future. I think your stock of good faith around here is rapidly diminishing- assuming there is any left at all. All the best, Badgerpatrol 23:16, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

Good riddance to bad rubbish. One of the oldest tricks is to say "we're all concerned about you and wish we could help, if only you could...." Just because you're British doesn't make you better at mind games. I've graduated from an Ivy League university, and I've done hard time behind concrete walls for assault, my friend. I think I know human nature a little better than you do. If we were to meet face to face, you'd be at a distinct disadvatage as per my fingernails in your carotid sinus. As it is, you just look like what you are: a garden variety punk high on a couple of glasses of chardonnay from his grad school spring reception. Decide which you desire to finish more, my efforts at Misplaced Pages, or the parts of your dissertation that might keep a sad sack such as you in fellowship. Brian G. Crawford 03:12, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

Informing you

Of conversation of relevance at Misplaced Pages:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents#Brian G. Crawford again -- Samir धर्म 05:41, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

Blocked

Brian, I've blocked you for ten days for your threat and personal attack above. I hope you're feeling less aggressive when you return. JDoorjam Talk 05:49, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

Damn, Brian, you really need to take a hold of yourself. I said before - send rants to me by email. Carry on like this and you're going to get indef-bl;ocked, and the only people who will be happy about that are the ones who want to add sophomoric nonsense. Just zis Guy you know? 09:19, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
Really, we can afford to have you go batshit and be perma-blocked for it. Please send me an email and let's talk about your issues. Ever finish that Greek/Latin major btw? I almost went to Dartmouth to pursue Ivory Tower shit, but after an attack of common sense, I ended up going to NYU on scholarship... - CrazyRussian talk/email 21:44, 27 June 2006 (UTC)