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This page has been vandalized: 11 times by 8 users. For the best in Wiki anti-vandal technology see CryptoDerks Vandal Fighting tool.

WARNING! Anything from this point on may or may not be humorous. If you do not share my sense of humor, don't read anything below.

It is believed that this user may be a sock puppet of func, Ryan Delaney, mindspillage, Redwolf24, and maybe Essjay though he denies it. Soso Shanel, S.B., Paradoxial name, Holy Rob, Hey Jude and this dude may also use this account to abuse admin priveleges. Blame all actions on them . Please refer to Xenu for evidence.

User:Cool Cat/CVU1-1

This user comes from Edmonton.

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Who/What is Sasquatch?

See Sasquatch

Can Sasquatch operate a computer? Debunking common myths

Contrary to popular belief, I am a rather passive creature just seeking to eek out a peaceful existence in the Canadian Rockies (with the occasional cameo on Kokanee Beer commercials). Despite having over-sized hands, I have learned to operate a computer (though I still am confused by this whole QWERTY business) and am an avid fan of open source projects. Other things of interest would be to note that the reason I am so hairy is that I actually bought copies of Windows which forced me to cut back my clothing budget. This meant the only way to survive in the freezing winters was to grow hair... lots of hair. Also, I have learned to speak many languages in my spare time(see babel). Hope this clears things up with everyone.

Travel

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I was born in:

Been to:

North America:

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Accomplishments

Started Pages: Sampoong Department Store collapse, Sand Shark, Harry Dean Ainlay (among other mayors of Edmonton, Alberta), Shawn Desman, Wave (band), Yogi Rock (which was featured on DYK)

Good Edits: Tangshan earthquake, Battlefield Vietnam

Current Projects: Working to improve Japanese war crimes related articles (attempting to reach a neutral POV somehow...) as well as filling up the red links in List of mayors of Edmonton, Alberta.

Uploaded images: Image:The Brick Logo.gif, Image:TI-84 Plus Silver Edition.JPG, Image:Yogi Rock.jpg, and Image:Yogi Rock2.jpg

Also, constantly prowls Special:Newpages in search of patent nonsense. Just joined the Misplaced Pages:Cleanup Taskforce (see my Desk). Also, fixing Double Redirects on WP.

Sometimes I wonder...

... if I count as a Wikipedian with an article about them.
... if I am the Truman Show.
... if it is po-tae-toe or po-taa-toe.
... why "I wipe a kid" is an anagram for Misplaced Pages.
Well, that's Sasquatch for you!

Other user pages on various projects

Commons, Wiktionary, Wikibooks, Wikiquote, Wikinews, Wikisource, Meta

666666 (there is also irony that this is the sixth heading)

It is believed that this user may be a sock puppet of the Devil. Please refer to below for evidence.

THIS USER IS A THE DEVIL HAVING CREATED THE FIRST 666,666TH ARTICLE ON WIKIPEDIA: File:666666 2.png and File:666666.png

Inherent Biases

• I am pro-Canada and slightly pro-China (the PRC for all those people who argue Hong Kong is China, and also not in a crazy nationalist way).
• Politically, I am fiscally conservative and a moderate liberal on social issues (basically a tad right of center).
• I will block you if you show persistent vandalism and bad-faith edits regardless of where you are, who you are and your IQ level.
• I am a deletionist so much so that I push the delete button on average a good 20 times a day.
• Do NOT vandalise people's user pages as that will get you blocked very very very fast.
• I am a cardinal in the Misplaced Pages:Protestant Church of Misplaced Pages and will start a sermons soon. =)

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• Wikipedians in Alberta
• Wikipedians in Canada