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Revision as of 12:54, 23 November 2006 by 88.107.71.223 (talk) (fixed terry bonney (again))(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Lanlivery is a village and parish of Restormel, in Cornwall, United Kingdom.
History of Lanlivery
Founding and Early Years
Civil War
Between 1947 and 1949 Lanlivery was destroyed and rebuilt a total of three times during the Restormel Civil War. During this period the village was briefly overrun by communists from the east led by Damion Phillips. However, the village regrouped and took back the village in a coup lead by Terry Bonney who later became king. After the close of the war the village officially closed its bounderies for 3 years eventually reopening them to counter inbreeding.
The great Pie fight of June 1973
In 1973 Lanlivery was destroyed once again in the wake of the 1938th annual pie week. Tension between the great pie making Beef farmers of the northren terirory and the great Sausage making Clan of the southern teritory was brewing, during the fetivitys the great food contest held and run by the gwillums was won by the pie makers this eventualy created an argument over foul play in the judgeing, by the following year this had turned in to a full on disput, and when the contest was won for a 2nd year by the pie makers this caused a civil dispute, the entire village plaza was savaged by steak,kindey,pork and chicken during this it was said that over hafe of the village live stock was either killed stolen or raped (mostly raped), and that the adverage body weight of a landliveryen rose by over 2 stone. During the conflict King Bonney was overthrown as king to become mayor, eventualy becoming head councler and finaly grave keeper. To prevent further conflict pie week was rennamed to feast week as it has been known ever since. It was followed in 1974 by the great pie famine.
Wind Turbine Controversy
Dont ask
People Of Lanlivery
Lanlivery is noted for being one of the few localities to host a class system consisting of four classes (Upper, Middle, Lower and Working). Although largely out lawed by king bonney for their part in supporting the phillips', the remaining 'mconalls are the family holding the wealth of lanlivery mainly through their involvement in the church.
Buildings
Some notible buildings include:
Powderham Castle (Not a castle, for castles that are a castle see castle)
Churchtowm farm, disabled adventure holiday farm, home to a large majority of Lanlivery's inhabitants. There has been some dispute in local towns asking whether it's "something in the water" which leads to this surge in mental illness in the locality.
External link
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