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The Bear refers to a large senior who lives in San Antonio. He is very large in size and his voice can cause a man to go deaf. He can and will eat small children for all meals in the day and if disturbed from his 12 hours of sleep, he can tear down the whole city of San Antonio and half of Texas. The state of Texas and The city of San Antonio are all at the mercy of The Bear.

He was born in the wild and raised by bears and cheetahs. He was told at the age of 1 he was a man, but has denied this thought his whole life. He was able to talk at the age of 1 and started climbing trees at the age of 2.He was introduced to dip at the age of 3, and has been dipping ever since. He was recovered from the wild after attacking some tourists for some dip money at 5. The rest of his life is still unknown to society and everyone is afraid to ask him.

the Bear has many alias. He is also known as the "Big, Friendly neighborhood Mexican", "The BFNM", "TATA!", and "God in mexican form", etc.....