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The Kingdom of Belgium (Dutch: Koninkrijk België, French: Royaume de Belgique, German: Königreich Belgien) is a country in Western Europe, bordered by the Netherlands, Germany, Luxembourg, France, and the North Sea.
Belgium is a small service station partway between France and Germany it is famous for fields and also for colin, a geriatric cow. Throughout Europe belgium is refered to as, Europe's dustbin, the crap hole and that field on the way to Germany, in fact many European's do not infact accept Belgium as a legitimate country. The main source of income in Belgium comes from stealing wheely bins from neighbouring France and Germany. Despite this, Belgium is renowned for chocolate and truffles, it is commonly said throughout Europe "Trust a Belgian to eat a brown item he found under a tree". National festivals include 'la nuit des poubelles' and milking colin. The national currency of Belgium is the Euro but belgians are happy to trade in children, wheely bins, small rocks and the affectionately named 'colin nuggets'.