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Cassiopeas are amazing creatures that swim along the beautiful coastlines of the Keys.
Taxonomy
Knigdom Animalia
Phlum Cnidaria
Class Scyphozoa
Order Scyphosidea
Family Scphodea
Class Cassiopeldea
These amazing creatures have radial symmetry and are attracted to young ladies in itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, yellow, polka-dot bikinis! When submerged underwater they protect themselves from predators by shooting ultra-violet laser beams from thier feathery tentacles! But when on land they protect themselves by camoflauge by sprouting feathers and webbed feat to look like a duck.
In fact, these creatures are so utterly fascinating that when the dreamy counseler Brandon was giving some 7th graders a lecture about cassiopeas, the girls were so fascinated with the animals that they didn't even notice how hott Brandon was!!
Disclaimer - This encyclopedia entry was created by a Saint Paulian 7th grader so as you can see it is not the most reliable source. Have a nice day!! :)