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OMG SO HAWT typical episode of DBZDragon Ball Z (also known as DBZ), is a show about a bunch of battle-hardened, 'roid enraged, angry, and constipated super-apes who spend 28 minutes of each episode telling each other about how they're going to kick each others' asses and then spend the other 2 minutes yelling in constipation. It is like anime crack. Almost all serious otaku started by watching DBZ and moved onto other shows to try to fill the sorry fact that most of them have no life. Five countries have banned the series because they feared that the economy would collapse if they allowed this into their nations. Most economic problems can be traced to the addition of this show to the regular TV line up in countries where it appears. The 2003 invasion of Iraq was over the fact that Joseph Stalin had procured a tape with a special Christmas episode of teh Dragon Ball Z. The show bears more than a passing resemblance to professional wrestling.
Technically Dragon Ball Z was preceeded by Dragon Ball but, although the show is much funnier and contains more pedophilia and lecherous old man jokes, no one watches it. Nor do they watch the DBZ sequel series Dragon Ball GT, a show no one even knows what it was about.
When watching Dragon Ball Z under the influence of drugs, it is said that any mortal recognizes how crappy it actually is, since especially Cannabis makes DBZ resemble a fucked-up project by czechoslovakian Art-Students from the 80's which it actually is.
Format Every DBZ is divided into "Sagas" which can basically be divided into diffrent (and a continuing downward spiral of suck) villians. Each saga follows the EXACT same formula, yet each 12 year old fanboy of the series attempts to say otherwise. It is as follows.
1. Someone comes from (insert: Another planet,through time,across the street,the 7-11 nearby), and issues a warning that the newest enemy, usually a geriatric old man who, despite his age, threatens the sex lives of the heroes, who each have tiny azn dicks, through Kung Fu.
2. When Z fighters see that the new villain is stronger than them they have to train but No matter how far in DBZ they get and no matter how much their so-called power raises they seem to always have the same ability, which is use all your power to destroy one fucking planet. Not any higher (because if they did got any stronger then they could destroy stars and galaxies with a wet fart)
3. The "battle" Begins. Half of the fighters die outright (this is perhaps further proof that homosexuals can't fight their way out of a paper bag) while Goku (whose name translates into "OMG, they're buying this shit! We're rich!") dies his hair blonde and takes his shirt off.
4. The villian begins to accept the fact that he's going to lose to a homo, and begins talking smack. 15 episodes of horrible smack-talk ensue.
5. Goku spends at least 100 years creating a variation on a bukake-ball (of which he appears to know many) the size of a school bus which he then lobs at the villian, thus ending the "saga".
6. Slightly less than amusing fanboys attempt to re-create the series, and wind up stuffed in a locker.