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Revision as of 20:24, 25 January 2008 by 71.226.200.200 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Jews, also known as 'kikes', 'heebs', 'hymies', 'yids', 'oven magnets', 'sheenies', 'swindlers', 'criminals', and 'filthy fucking human scum who should be wiped off the face of the Earth', are a subhuman species and adherents to one of the world's oldest major religions, called "Judaism", otherwise known as "The Worship of Moolah" or "Eating Arab Babies." Despite only being .22% of the world's population, Jews control 98% of the world's money. Not only do the Jews control the world, but also the media, the banks, the space program, and LiveJournal's porn communities. Experts at Stormfront believe that all supporters of miscegenation are actually Jews. All Jews have at least one of the following features: an extremely large nose, curly hair that reeks of faggotry, one of those gay hats, a bank, a law practice, or shitty taste in humor.
There are currently over 9000 Jews worldwide, of which 90 percent live in either Florida, the Wedgwood neighborhood in Seattle, the Upper West Side of New York City (also referred to as "Jew York City" and "Hymietown"), Northern Long Island where they raise baby Jews on their golf courses (see also: Great Neck), Bethesda/Chevy Chase in Washington, DC's Maryland suburbs, and around Canter's Deli in Los Angeles. Most are involved with the Illuminati in a conspiracy to spread international faggotry and they are responsible for every major war. It is rumored that the Jews, in fact, have penetrated the Freemasons and control them directly, using their influence to control American politics by proxy. Some also theorize that the upper Jewish echelon consists of reptilian shapeshifters, but this remains as conjecture.
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