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Revision as of 11:53, 27 July 2005 by 162.84.140.143 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)A message from Darth Vadar:I AM YOUR FATHER, YOU NERDY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! WORSHIP ME IN A GEEKY CONVENTION. IF YOU DON'T WORSHIP ME, THEN I SHALL ATTACK YOU WITH MY LIGHT SABER, WHICH I BOUGHT IN THE DOLLAR STORE, IT IS SOME TOUGH PLASTIC, ALRIGHT! IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY WORSHIPPING ME, THEN I WILL USE THE FORCE(The force is actually an illusion created by nerds injecting themselves)!
The truth about star wars:Star Wars was made a long time ago as a succesful sci-fi movie. Eversince then, nerds have fallen in love with it and nerdified it. Now in the present day, Nerds gather into what they call conventions and worship their heroes by sucking their dicks. This is just a speculation because we the people don't know what these nerds really do, all we know is that there are no hot boys or girls in these "conventions". I believe nerds are plotting to convert the Star Wars series into a religion. Star wars might be alive 2000+ years from now and these nerds might enslave us, so be warned that some old guy might dress as Darth Vadar and make us worship him in the future.
Light Sabers: Light sabers are plastic glow in the dark swords that nerds use to immitate that they have real swords because they believe swords might give them boo boo's. They usually buy these at the dollar store as Darth Vadar just shouted out.
The Force: As previously mentioned, the force is an illusion that happens when nerds inject themselves. The reason they inject themselves is because they think then they can imagine or have illusions of having a girlfriend or boyfriend, they might also do this to escape from the reality that they are full-fledged nerds. When they use "the force", they think they are levitating objects, but this is an after effect from injecting yourself.
The world of Star Wars: Well, all I can say is that the robots are nerds in costumes (or cardboard), the ships are fake, the space concept are made by fake backgrounds and Special effects. Everything that comes out of the characters mouths are lies, that technology is fake. Star Wars sucks. Nerds get a LIFE!