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Cal Robertson is an American actor and filmmaker. His most memorable performance was that of teenage murderer Cal Gabriel in Zero Day. He is a member of the band The Joyful Beginners.

Andre Kriegman

Andre is intensely interested in the Columbine High School Massacre and has frequently declared it as a major interest area. 'It's just well good,' he said. His other hobbies include, Zero Day, Marilyn Manson, psychology, the Columbine High School Massacre and Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death). The latter is a marilyn manson concept album about columbine. 'All my interests are just well dark and angsty, like me,' Kriegman reportedly stated. 'Of course, I only approve of three subjects at A level,' he continued. 'And those three are of course psychology, english literature and government & politics,' he said. 'What else?'. 'Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold,' said Andre, taking a large inhalation of the Marlboro ciggarette he was smoking. 'Of course, he continued, I don't approve of ricocos. We should just go in with a motherfucking gun,'. 'hahaha,' he laughed. 'My time will come,'. Unfortunately the police overheard this and arrested Andre. 'you're arresting me? when they're people like that in the world?,' he shouted as the officers struggled to restrain him. 'i'm fucked if they search my computer', he thought.

Albums recently purchased

Bullet For My Valentine - Scream Aim Fire, Marilyn Manson - Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death), Enter Shikari - Take To The Skies. 'Though this is by far the weakest,' commented Andre. 'It's just not as e and d as i would like' he said. 'and also', he continued, ' enter shikari is a bit alex. a bit melancholic and unklebold'.

andre dropped out of college. 'i just don't do anything all day now,' he laughed. 'i just stay at home all day going on myspace, youtube and any other things on the computer about eric and dylan that appeal,'. 'who cares really?' he said. 'college is well shallow. not very e and d'.

EMA

naturally, andre does not agree with EMA. 'they just get given the taxpayer's money', he stated, which was slightly ironic cosidering andre did not have a job nor was he in full time education which makes him unemployed. 'that's different', he argued. 'it's different when it's me. it's in a klebold way. i like columbine so it's alright. and i'm not get paid any money for it, am i? anyway, he continued, everyone judges eric and dylan for the library massacre, but what about these petty thieves? nobody has anything to say about that, do they? do they?'. 'poor old eric and dylan', he said. cassie and rachel suffered for about three seconds in the library. whereas eric and dylan suffered their whole lives. just cause they were well dark and angsty', said andre.

alleged narcissism

the doctor said that andre had a strong narcissistic orientation on top of his other dark and klebold psychological problems. 'tell me something i don't know', shrugged andre. 'why do you see that as such a weakness? it's well dark and angsty. it's just more klebold that way'.

tanya

'tanya is quite rough and as dull as ditchwater. she's not exactly very e and d, is she?' but i hate abi even more. i hate kids, they're well annoying. get off me'.

social networking site preferences

'myspace is by far the best one. bebo is jocky/chavvy and facebook is jocky/CT. but myspace is well emo and goth and malcontent and e and d. it's just more klebold'.

'klebold is well malcontent and negativistic. i also like wednesday 13 who is well dark and cynical'. continues andre.

'murderdolls', said andre. 'beyond the valley of the murderdolls'.

2, 4 GSCE results

'i got 2, 4', said andre. 'it was just more goth that way'. 'that is, goth in a klebold and harris way'.

'i'm comfortable with the pink nano' said andre. i'm sorry, but it's just more e and dthan the new one'.

andre's feelings regarding jeff weise

'a few days ago was the anniversary. poor old jeff', said andre. 'the real victim, just like eric and dylan'.

'i don't really know what's going to happen to me when i'm older', said andre, 'but frankly, most days i couldn't give a fuck.'

nightclubs, house parties, parties and social events in general

'those fascist cunts need to be executed', claimed andre recently, when he heard about a party some lowlifes in his year had attended. 'i mean, it's not exactly very klebold, is it? who needs parties when i can stay at home and go on the computer looking up e and d and other dark and klebold psychological things. i know what i prefer. i'm sorry, but there's no getting away from it. parties and going out like that is melancholic. and of course, i don't mean in temperament, as in the four humours', laughed andre. 'in that sense, nothing could be less melancholy', he laughed.

style

'with my looks i have to keep up appearances,' said andre. 'i can't let my fans and haters down. my favourite shop is of course jack wills. it's well preppy, although of course i'm not like that in nature. hahaha', he laughed. 'm style is chavvy/preppy/gothy', the best type'.

music

'metal', said andre. 'metal'.

personality

'i'm well dark, goth, malcontent, avoidant, conflicted avoidant, mental disorders, columbine', said andre. 'right then', said the doctor.

'just like klebold', added andre.

'i'm well malcontent and angsty', said andre. 'when forced to be in social situations, i'm sullen and withdrawn'. it's well klebold'.

millon's theory of personality (primary and secondary patterns with additional traits

with andre's advanced knowledge of psychology that extended way beyond his years as an AS level student, andre concluded, using theodore millon's personality taxonomy that 'with my mixed avoidant-negativistic personality composite, i seem to be a good match for what millon described as th conflicted avoidant. my primary pattern is avoidant and my secondary pattern is negativistic or passive-aggressive with additional narcissistic traits. this is the same as klebold. well dark and angsty and klebold.

school life

andre detested the school. 'full of jocks, toffs and christian fuckheads', he exclaimed. the school is not very e and d. the school is dead inside and well shallow and unklebold.

charity

'i'll be fucked if i'm going to costa rica to help a load of pakis build mud huts', laughed andre. 'that's not exactly very klebold is it?'

extra curricular activities

'i don't approve of them', said andre.

sport, teams, drama and clubs

'i don't approve of them. they're not very e and d. anybody who does drama can't have social anxiety so therefore they can't be klebold. and the same goes for any other club really. although that isn't the only reason. it's more to do with being well dark and sarcastic. it's just darker that way.

social things

andre raised his eyebrows. 'do you really need me to comment on this?', he asked.

enough was said.

five factor model of personality

'extraverion is very low, neuroticism is very high, openess is very high, agreeableness is very low and conscientiousness is very low'. said the doctor

'hahahaha', laughed andre.

andre hated antisocial personalities. 'it's just the well polar opposite of the klebold personality he said.

alcohol

'i don't drink. i don't approve of alcohol', said andre. 'all those chav jocks that go out and get pissed are well evil', he said. 'they should be shot in the motherfucking head'.

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