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The Game is a game that is played in real life and online. The rules are very simple.

• You are always playing the game.
• You can not quit playing the game.
• You can not win the game, you can only lose.
• You lose when you remember the game.
• If you lose the game, you must say "I Lost The Game" out loud.
• After saying the aforementioned sentence, you have 30 minutes in which you can remember the game without losing.
• Once your 30 minutes are up, you can once again lose the game.
• There are five ways to win the game.
• Way number one: You have to be Morgan Freeman.
• Way number two: You have to be Chuck Norris.
• Way number three: You have to be Jesus Christ.
• Way number four: You say "I Win" on your deathbed.
• Way number five: The leader of your country must say "The Game" or remind someone in your country of the game on either television or the radio. For example, if George W. Bush said "We are not going to play this game with these terrorists any longer." and it caused someone to think of the game, than everyone in the United States instantly wins the game and it can no longer be played.