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Revision as of 19:01, 3 November 2008 by 150.104.21.87 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)If I won the lottery, I would demand that they give me the money in pennies. So that I could annoy everyone. When I went to stores… Ohhhh!, I would have so-so-so much fun! Annoying people is my No.1 hobby! I live to annoy, and annoy to live! I’ve always wanted to win the lottery. This is what I’d do with the money.
First, I would go to the store. Once there, I would buy tons of stuff, filling up shopping carts by the dozens. While making people mad because I would walk up to them and showing them my money and rattle it in their ears!, and waiting for little kids to walk up to me and ask me how I got all my pennies and I’d simply reply “quafboutergoind-fwinshloopypoq-scroodlesohderertoof!!!” and then scare them then pay their parents to let me do it again! I love to scare little kids in stores so very much.
Second, I would go get in line, taking up so much room, and taking practically a day, just counting exact change. Then completely over-fill all the cash-registers in the entire store. When they were mad already I would laugh so hard, and say “NOT MY PROBLEM!!!, well…not anymore!” and then quickly stroll out of the store, and wait for the bag carrier person to sss-lll-ooo-www-lll-yyy drag out all my junk that I bought.
Finally, I would go to many, many restaurants, tipping very-very high!, but in pennies! After that, I would buy my own mansion and then invite my mom, step dad, my dad, my sister, my half sister, my step-sister, step-brother, and everyone in my house, and then boss them around!, and if they mad me mad…. They would be kicked right out! I would just say that “in my I’m tha’ boss!” which is what they always tell me! It would be so fun…and I would hire a maid and a cook, oh! And a servant, so I could get food, without any effort, and so I could make all the mess I wanted!
That... that is what I would do if I won the lottery. I would have the time of my life., and when I was out of ‘pennies’ I would be flat broke again… with everything my heart desires… which wouldn’t be so bad. It actually would be awesome! And I’d still have my own house…but without servants, cooks, and maids. Still very-very fun.