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Josef Stalin was loved by everyone. He ruled a democratic nation which was to be renamed Antarctica, after Fijian monkey kamikaze bombers invaded his tree house. He came to power after defeating an evil dragon named Stebzilla and was loved for this triumph by every man, woman, and homosexual. He ruled for two days, during 23/5/1990, and 24/5/1990, and during his time, he had duplicated the population of penguins, lions, and lizards, established 14 schools, and ate a roast for dinner. It is certainly unanimous that you could not find a better leader than Stalin, as he was truly a man who loved and made love to his people.