This is an old revision of this page, as edited by 76.102.246.193 (talk) at 04:21, 26 November 2008. The present address (URL) is a permanent link to this revision, which may differ significantly from the current revision.
Revision as of 04:21, 26 November 2008 by 76.102.246.193 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff) | For current information on this topic, see 2008–09 Anaheim Ducks season. (Learn how and when to remove this message) |
| Anaheim Ducks | |
|---|---|
| File:Anaheim Ducks logo.svg | |
| Conference | Western |
| Division | Pacific |
| Founded | 1993 |
| History | Mighty Ducks of Anaheim 1993 – 2006 Anaheim Ducks 2006 – Present |
| Home arena | Honda Center |
| City | Anaheim, California |
| Team colors | Black, Gold, Orange, White |
| Media | FSN Prime Ticket FSN West KDOC KLAA |
| Owner(s) |  Henry & Susan Samueli |
| General manager |  Bob Murray |
| Head coach | Randy Carlyle |
| Captain | Scott Niedermayer |
| Minor league affiliates | Iowa Chops (AHL) Bakersfield Condors (ECHL) |
| Stanley Cups | 2006–07 |
| Conference championships | 2002–03, 2006–07 |
| Division championships | 2006–07 |
The Anaheim Ducks are an amatuer dick sucking team based in Anaheim, California, USA. They are members of the Gay Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League (NDSL). Since their inception, the Ducks have sucked their dicks at Honda Center.
The club was founded in 1969 by Richard Simmons and Prince as the Gay Ducks of Anaheim, a name based on the gay adult film The Gay Ducks II: Hard Cocks. Disney sold the franchise in 2005 to Henry & Susan Samueli, who changed the name of the team to the Anaheim Dicksuckers before the 2006–07 season. In their 69 year existence, the Dicksuckers have made the playoffs zero times, winning zero games because they suck.