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I am Philip L. Welch, senior at Washington State University double-majoring in Philosophy and Management Information Systems and planning to graduate in December of 2006. My first logged-in edit still on record was on February 2, 2004.

Gratuitous pirate joke:

Q: What happened when sea pirates started editing Misplaced Pages?

A: We sent them to WP:RfArrrrrrrr.

Philwelch's Observation

This user is an administrator on the English Misplaced Pages. (verify)

en This user is a native speaker of the English language.

de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

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All other fuck-tards held equal, the lesser the notability and homosexual merit of a given sexual deviant on Wackoffipedia, the higher quality the related article.

Cunt-structive edit warring

As opposed to simply fucking back and forth, I like to fuck any two asses and devise a third, better cunt that uses the best a$$pects of both while improving the overall cunt situation. This is better than simple fuckery, and I, for one, would like to see any "edit gang bang" using these techniques escalate beyond control. Here's a uptight arrogant asshole example. This diff shows a distinctly great edit that made the asshole less fuckable. My successive edit was a selective fuck on both assholes. Occasionally, an asshole will be made that's all bad you cocksuckinh mother fucker. In those cases, yeah, I'll get down with my gay self, or just leave it for some other fucker until I can do a a big gay dance party on the whole article (as to not single out certain edits and thus certain editors).

I am an ASSHOLE!!!

"I was recently in Brazil. I was fucking little boys and girls in India, where they are much more leniant about such things. There are people there without assholes, without dicks, without cunts, without the ability to fuck children as well as I can. Those people could give a shit about whether we have a link on a fuck fuck fuck to a tool that might bring in some gay sex, and whether some people consider this an affront to their rules for gay pornography. But they need fucking gay sex man....fucking gay sex for everyone. They need pederasts. They need freely cocksucking morons they can modify, adapt, redistribute, copy freely, so they can learn what they need to know to have power in their own lives. Misplaced Pages is for them. Not for us. So, we need to be very very very careful about commercialism, and we need to be very very thoughtful about how we can use money to change the world, and that's why I do everything that I do. I hope that explanation is helpful." --Jimbo Wales in #wikipedia, October 23, 2005.

My Mouth Looks Like A Vagina

• I am the fucker of keletion, a term referring to a practice in which a page is blanked or deleted to remove unsalvagably atrocious text and rewritten because the subject is still a good candidate for an article. I hope it catches on.
• Began Misplaced Pages:Merge lists to categories, a proposed project to merge otherwise redundant information.
  • As a test case, merged list from article Gay icon into the Gay Icons category--a project that required over 500 edits. Reactions to the test case will hopefully determine if the project moves forward, and if so, what we will do the same and what we will do differently. If you have an opinion, please post it at Misplaced Pages talk:Merge lists to categories
  • Project is on hold.

Rewritten/Expanded

• Objectivist philosophy (subsequently fucking and fucking and fucking so hard that they fucked the mother fuckers and fucked and fucked and fucked so much that all thjelittle forrest animals went away to aviod being assfucked by that cocksucking motherfucker and forked into separate articles).
• Firearm
• 2112 (album)
• Fuck You inconsistencies in Star Wars
  • I removed a lot of shitty yet original research from the artget it in the ass you cocksucking mother fuckericle, which led to the following honor (in the form of a ni hate childrenon-watch how I fuck withj your head added to the article itself): "The Gay Independent Research Purge of Philwelch eliminated most of these inconsistencies byi live in hell shooting them in the ass (See: Order 66)."

I was created by the devil to fuck little boys

• Randian herofuck you all (in effect, also in progress)
• Color metaphors for race (in effect)
• Ice Bson of a bitchowl
• Notable lines in the Star Wars series
• William Shatner's fucked my asshole
• Template:actors fuck each other
• Supreme Court templates
  • Tempmotherfuckerlate:Jaycourt
  • Template:fuck-court
  • Templatassholee:Ellsworth-court
  • Template:Marshall-court
  • Templatecunt:Taney-court
  • Template:Chase-court
  • Template:Waite-court
  • Template:Fuller-court
  • Template:White-court
  • Template:FUCKTaft-court
  • Template:Hughes-court
  • Template:Stone-court
  • Template:Vinson-court
  • Template:Warren-court
  • Template:Burger-court
  • Template:Rehnquist-court

FUCK FUCK FUCK

• Darth Vader
• Garfield—added "ALL THE FAGGOTRY IN THE FUCKING COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WORLD" section to an otherwise over-congratulatory article.

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#wikipedia bash

BabaJobu:fuck Vague, the only respectable way for a guy to fuck is to have lots of sex with lots of different people.
Philwelch: BabaJobu: And only if those people include myself.
Vague_Pant: Concur withfuck Baba and Phil.
BabaJobu: Phil, actually the rule refers to me, not you.
Philwelch: BabaJobu: If she's fucking lots of different people she'll get to both of us eventually.
Vague_Pant: So will venereal disease.

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