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Revision as of 04:01, 18 April 2009 by 68.49.50.181 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)"No Sex (in the Champagne Room)" is a comedic spoken word track released by Chris Rock on his 1999 album, Bigger & Blacker. Intended as a parody of Baz Luhrmann's "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)", Rock gives one-line tidbits of advice purportedly aimed at a more urban audience (he claims to be addressing "the GED class of 1999"), and urban people seldom attend college, so that makes sense. See, not many people from the suburbs get GEDs. "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" specifically encourages people to question unreasonable beauty standards, and urban people don't have those, either. Furthermore, "Everybody's Free" implores one to "Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good." Naturally, Chris understood that black urban youth actually only ever have one parent, so it was important to create a work to which they could relate.
For example, Rock says:
- If a woman tells you she's 20/and looks 16/she's 12
- If she tells you she's 26/and looks 26/she's damn near 40
He also contends:
- If a homeless person/has a funny sign/he hasn't been homeless that long
- A real homeless person/is too hungry/to be funny
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- No one goes to Hooters for wings
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- Cornbread. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
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- If you go to a movie theater and someone steps on your foot, let it slide. Why spend the next twenty years in jail cause' someone smudged your Puma.
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- No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room.
Other targets of Rock's wit include parties with metal detectors, Ol' Dirty Bastard and Coolio, horoscopes, people with tongue piercings, and "that silly-ass hat". The chorus is sung by Gerald Levert, who also makes some responses timed to Rock's remarks. When Rock suggests that a girl with a pierced tongue will "probably suck your dick," Levert sings "That'd be great!" Rock continues to observe that a guy with a pierced tongue will also "probably suck your dick," to which Levert responds "Don't want that, noooooo."
The most recognizable feature of the song may be the chorus, repeated several times, affirming that "no matter what a stripper tells you/There's no sex in the Champagne Room." This line was later quoted by Wyclef Jean in his own missive on exotic dancers, "Perfect Gentleman".
It is also referenced in the remix to Pop Champagne by Juelz Santana.
Just as "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" has been compared to "Desiderata," so might Rock's parody be considered a 1990s update of the National Lampoon's Deteriorata.
Rock's song received frequent play on the radio, and as a music video on MTV, where it ranked 43rd on TRL's "Top 99 of '99" after premiering on July 13, 1999.