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Characters: Caesar Mama Lorena Corona Crassus

Story Line Caesar, the emperor of Rome (and also a slutty woman-whore), has many untold secrets. One of them being that he had an affair with a woman that people nicknamed, "Mama". After knowing that Mama was pregnant, she fled the country and moved to Thrace. There she gave birth to her first daughter, Lorena. Meanwhile, Caesar continued ruling as, in his terms, normally. He had a very strange romantic life, recycling through women (and ocassionally men) every few days. One of those men was his right-hand man, Crassus, who served his job as well as Caesar's best friend. But after what seemed like centuries of endless ruling, Caesar wanted to do something more with his life. He decided that he wanted to open his own stip club. He gave it the bland name, "Caesar's" and ended up "performing" there quite often. But while all this was occurring, Caesar's forgotten daughter was as very successful rushes vendor, and sold them daily at Rome's market place. Lorena had never known that Caesar was her father, nor was told that her father was someone else, all she knew was that her father had been completely removed from her life. Although many had commented about Lorena having very strange similarities to the emperor, she had never thought anything more of it than something ironic. But after a very long string of events, Lorena and her slave, Corena, ended up in Caesar's federal court. While being tried, Caesar instantly felt a strange connection with Lorena, and had also noticed their strange similarities. So after hearing that Lorena never knew her father, Caesar instantly knew that that young lady was his long lost daughter. Caesar was over-joyed with this news, and instantly welcomed Lorena into his kingdom and fortune. But after discovering the strange, play-boy character of her father, Lorena decided to flee the country with Corona. And after a very drowned-out period of "convincing" done to Crassus by Mama, Crassus decided to help the women with their evil plan; they were going to kill Caesar. After the next few months, their plan was put into action--Lorena and Corona ruled Rome, later ruling the entire world, and everyone lived disturbingly ever after.