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Revision as of 19:24, 6 September 2009 by 98.219.173.85 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)John Adams was the second president of the United States best known for publicly masturbating at his inauguration. He was a nigger lover, and kept his niggers in bigger cages than everyone else. He also founded the first national whore house in Williamsport Pennsylvania, he also invented basketballs to keep his negros busy and in shape. He invented the Big Mac, but his first nigger Thomas stole the idea, before being subsequently shot with a rifle in his left testical because he stole from the family corn field. His last words were "No masta, don't be shooting no nigga!! I'll show you what's good, no more stealin foe Thomas." Adams was so fucking dumb that he didn't know what he was supposed to do as president so he locked his daughter in a well and said every U.S.American not niggers had to fuck her thirty times so his line would go on. Then he got breast cancer and died.