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Last Measure is a shock site created by members of the GNAA. It combines many other shock sites:
- Tubgirl, a picture of a woman spraying fecal matter on her face.
- Penisbird, a picture of a parrot standing on a man's erect penis.
- Goatse.cx's hello.jpg, the infamous picture of a man stretching his anus.
- Lemonparty, a picture of three elderly men lying on a bed naked, engaged in kissing and oral sex.
- pillowfight.jpg, a picture of a man's genitals covered in feces.
- spin.gif, an animated picture of a man wearing a condom having anal sex with another man's anus. The receiving man's penis is spinning in a circle.
- Loopback.jpg, from Goatse.cx, a picture of a man looping his penis into his anus.
- Christmas.jpg, depicts a picture of a man opening his anus with a table clamp. His penis and testicles are also visible.
- pooped.jpg, a picture of a woman's face with feces on it. The picture comes from www.bangedup.com.
- rustina.jpg, depicts the wife of Rusty Foster, creator of Kuro5hin. Her face is Photoshopped onto a picture of a naked woman having sex with a black man with a large penis.
- eww.jpg, a picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of the people exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in a red circle.
- freak.jpg, a picture of a naked black female body builder.
- Some versions contain weightlifter.jpg, a picture of a powerlifter with red trousers suffering from an anal prolapse. The intestine is seen through a hole in his trousers. A Snopes article features the same image.
Last Measure abuses JavaScript to make it very hard to leave the website once you visit it, short of shutting down the computer or end-tasking the said web browser. The main page plays a voice using the Flash plugin (hey.swf) shouting "HEY EVERYBODY. I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" at a high volume, while the various shock images move around in popup windows, bouncing off the sides of the screen. The voice in previous Last Measure versions was fsckyou.wav.mp3. fsck is a Unix utility that checks filesystems for consistency, but is used in this context as a modified version of the vulgarity fuck.
The page immediately shown when taken to the site has a picture (pooped.jpg) of a woman with feces on her face. Goatse's hello.jpg is set as the page's background. At the bottom of the page is "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which is an attempt to get the page listed under Google. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately", which is a takeoff on the text on the front page of Goatse. On two of the Last Measure pages (both on h4xx.com) the text "Like what you see? Got a complaint? Email wrt AT forpresident DOT com." is visible.
The page at Zeikfried had the title "This is my LastMeasure, my FinalHope. Lovez and kissez from Zeikfried~!" The page at peoplesprimary.com had a wide, blank image at the bottom of the screen. Below it were the words "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful." The "+1 insightful" comment may indicate a familiarity with the rating system at Slashdot, a popular technology news site, or with Dungeons and Dragons.
Pressing Ctrl or Alt, under Internet Explorer on Windows, gives the "victim" an alert message with the same text. Pressing Del gives the user the "Credits".
The lastmeasure site also has a script that automates the displaying of these things, which has recently been removed from the front page of the original domain.
LM Go
Last Measure Go, or simply LM Go, is a hand-held device that responds to BOOTP packets with information of a TFTP server hosting an Last Measure Operating System floppy disk image. The computer which then sent the BOOTP packets then netboots LMOS, resulting in shock site images being displayed on the client's screen.
References
External links
WARNING: The following links will take you directly to the Last Measure site, and you may be forced to close your web browser or shut down your computer if you follow them. You should lower your volume or turn off your speakers as well. (For Windows users, Press Control + Alt + Delete.)
Original:
- http://fans.frankbutcher.net/
- http://freeipods.zoy.org/
- http://halflife2.zoy.org/
- http://doom3.zoy.org/
Modified:
- http://www.captain-obvious.com/alissa/ — A version of Last Measure with different pictures.
- http://remote-access.renamon.net:280/ — Another version of Last Measure, featuring Japanese pornographic pictures (called hentai outside of Japan) and pop-ups generated with Macromedia Flash and ActionScript.
- http://torrents.nimp.org/ — Features another Macromedia Flash file that circumvents most pop-up blockers, which will appear if the user is using a different browser than Internet Explorer, otherwise ActiveX will generate the popups. Any subdomain or file on *.on.nimp.org leads to the above linked Last Measure, as the 404 error page has been replaced with Last Measure.
- http://softmeasure.zoy.org — may at one point have been a version of Last Measure with non-shocking pictures, but which eventually becomes the original.