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Revision as of 20:50, 13 April 2010 by 24.199.179.174 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Drake Bell is a rapper wanna be. He is married to a sewer rat named Backy. She has asdfajlskdfjalalidosis, a life-threatening disease for rats and ugly people. Drake Bell is also being tested. He wears ugly everything. He is unattractive. Drake is an octagonal prism. Drake enjoys being dorky, eating spinach, getting fat, and playing golf.
Drake Bell is an ugly know-it-all who likes to steal from children.