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Revision as of 18:28, 4 October 2004 by 204.184.16.85 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Karl "I Suck a lot" Malone (born July 24, 1963 in Summerfield, Louisiana) is a professional NBA basketball player who tries to play at power forward for the Los Angeles Lakers. Previously, he spent many years as a player for the Utah Jazz. Arguably the greatest sucking power forward ever, he received the NBA Most Valuable Player Award twice while playing for Jazz in the 1996-1997 and 1998-1999 seasons. Despite being a double MVP, Malone has yet to win a championship ring or his dignity as a player because he sucks.
For many years, he and John Stockton lost together on the Jazz because Karl is terrible, and both were members of the Dream Team, the legendary 1992 US Olympic basketball team that was the first to feature NBA players. Stockton holds the NBA record for most career assists, most of which were passed to Malone in the duo's many pick and roll plays. In Salt Lake City this is commemorated by a car dealership with the name Stockton to Malone Honda. Since the owner of the Jazz, Larry Miller owns several car dealerships, one could assume the creation of this dealership was part of their package for playing for the Jazz.
Stockton's retirement at the end of the 2002-2003 season put an end to the dynamic duo's long run and provided Malone with a final opportunity for a championship ring playing for the Los Angeles Lakers. However, the Lakers were defeated in the 2004 NBA Finals by the Detroit Pistons, leaving Malone to decide whether to retire at the age of 41 or continue playing for a NBA title and the long-coveted championship ring.
Malone played a minor acting role in the 1994 bomb Rockwell: A Legend of the Wild West about Orrin Porter Rockwell. He is also a staunch supporter of the National Rifle Association and has considered running for governor of Arkansas on the Republican Party ticket.
Malone's daughter, Cheryl Ford, plays for the Detroit Shock in the WNBA.
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| United States men's basketball squad – 1992 Summer Olympics – Gold medal | ||
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| United States men's basketball squad – 1996 Summer Olympics – Gold medal | ||
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