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Massie Block is a character in The Clique

Massie is an extremely rich, extremely pretty girl and is the most popular girl at her fictional school Octavion Country Day. Massie is described having a glossy brunette bob, amber eyes, caramel highlights and a laser-whitened smile. Massie is the leader of the clique (aka The Pretty Committee) and is the second prettiest only after Alicia Rivera. She is also the main protagonist of the series along with Claire Lyons and occasionally Alicia.Massie is 12 years old and in 7th grade.

Accessories

Massie has many rich wonderful items that include her pug dog Bean and her horse Brownie, a mannequin of her body that she gets for her birthday every year (and a matching one for Bean) and her infamous Palm Pilot that she uses to make her 'Current State of the Union' that casually depicts what she thinks is in or out. kk

Humor

Massie has a cool sense of humor that usually involves asking a question to the person,and causing them to say no before saying the joke. Some examples are:

Massie: Do I sell fertilizer?

Alicia: No

Massie: Then why do you smell like shizzit?

Massie: Did I ask you to take my temperature?

Isaac: No.

Massie: Then while are you always up in my butt?

Massie: Claire are we a pair of boobs?

Claire: No.

Massie: Then why are you so nippley??!

Massie: Am I from Moscow?

Claire: No.

Massie: Then what makes you think I'd be into Russian?

Massie: Alicia, are you a poor dressmaker?

Alicia: No.

Massie: Then why are you ripping off my material?

Massie: Did I invite you to my Barbecue?

Claire: No.

Massie: Then why are you all up in my grill?

Massie: Todd Are You A Rapist?

Todd: No.

Massie: Then why are you all up in my vagina?