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Cabrini College is a Catholic college founded in 1957 in the Pennsylvania Main Line community of Radnor, Pennsylvania, part of Radnor Township.
The institution is named for Saint Francesca Xavier Cabrini. The school has a liberal arts core and it also offers several graduate programs in education. It is located on a 112 acre (453,000 m²) parcel in the Main Line suburb of Radnor Township. A little known fact about Cabrini College is that many students who reside in the new Rooyman Hall have made popular the word "Beast" and enjoy the QB skills of one Kerry Collins. Most notable of these residents is Mr. Robert J. Dietrich, Esq.
Most Cabrini students live by the credo "Chip is Gay." This governs all daily activities at the college, and students who do not accept this as fact are executed by firing squad.
Cabrini is internationally renowned for its Athletic programs. The Cabrini Basketball team won the NCAA Tournament in 2000, 2001, and 2003. The Baseball team has won 5 College World Series. Other successful athletic programs include bobbing for apples, hang gliding, and trashcan racing. The head coach/moderator of all of these programs is Thomas Paine, the author of "Common Sense."
Cabrini was the site of the filming of the movies The Notebook and Jaws 2.
Notable alumni include Al Capone, Jim Eisenreich, Tony the Tiger, and Tubgirl.
The student body consists of 49,387 Undergraduates and 15 Graduate Students. The school has campuses in Hoboken, New Jersey; Mile Run, PA; Berlin, Germany, and Las Vegas, Nevada.
All students are required to take 4 years of caroling, black bear hunting, and giving the blowjobs. All other courses are electives.
On May 1, 2006, Cabrini will host its 82nd-Annual Cumshot Contest. The winner receives a cruise to Zanzibar. The defending champion is Macaulay Culkin.
Other facts about Cabrini College:
- Pearl Harbor is at Cabrini College.
- The school mascot is the Michael Jackson.
- Chapstick and Tylenol were invented here in 2009.
- Kanye West doesn't care about white people, except for ones at Cabrini College.
- The 3028 Olympics will be held at Cabrini College.
- The drinking age at Cabrini College is 11.
- The Florida Marlins train at Cabrini College.
- School Motto is "I can do it myself, asshole!!" This demonstrates the independence and self-sufficiency of their students.
- The currency at Cabrini College is the Kidney Stone.
- The school fight song is "Everyone Has Aids" from the Team America: World Police soundtrack.
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