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This is a list of minor characters from the cartoon television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force who do not appear regularly on the show.

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A

• Adirondack Aliens: Giant aliens wandering around the Adirondack Mountains. Only their feet and footprints were seen in the show. ("PDA")
• Axe can: The Axe can appeared in the credits of the Boost Mobile episode. ("Boost Mobile")
• Assisted Living Dracula: A character from of the live-action shows Shake watches. ("Bus of the Undead")
• Ass Head: A frat alien pledge who comes to Earth with DP and Skeeter. He lies in the nude passed out in the gutter throughout most of the episode after chugging beers to get into their fraternity. ("Frat Aliens")

C

• Carl's Father: Appears in a flashback that the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the future shows to Carl, in which he gives a young Carl a small piece of berber carpet from the carpet factory he works at as his Christmas present; the carpet was also intended to be their dinner. That Christmas, Carl's father also had arranged for little Carl (though clearly a minor, he is already suffering from male pattern baldness) to work at a factory. However, little Carl (wearing a resperator) mentions that he does not want to make insulation. Depending on which character's version of the past was correct, Carl either ate carpet and went to work at the factory, or did not because the exchange was interrupted by robots and lasers. Carl remembers eating carpet but not the robots and the lasers. ("Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future")
• Carl's Girlfriend: When Carl gets a wig, he manages to lure an old worn-out chainsmoking woman back to his place with a sixpack. Carl proudly calls her a whore because she doesn't mind the Aqua Teens watching her and Carl. She even asks Carl to invite them in. She runs away from Carl when the effects of The Clowning take hold. ("The Clowning")
• Cliff: Ignignokt's mentally challenged Mooninite uncle who lives on welfare. Ignignokt mentions that he was in the Lunar war. Igniknokt and Err scare him by yelling at him, but he is promptly squished by a boulder. They steal his home care bill, and take it to Earth trying to cash it, thinking it's a welfare check. It becomes radioactive because it's overdue and deforms Shake's hands and Err's entire body. ("Remooned")
• Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future: A psychotic robot who claims to be from the distant future with a voracious appetite and a penchant for telling painfully drawn-out, rambling, incoherent, overlapping stories. All his tales start with the line "Thousands of years ago..." and a blast from an offscreen fog machine. His first story involves a prehistoric santa-ape and his martian elf slaves who work making toys. The elves went on strike beginning a war between elves and machines. Carl's house sits on top of Santa-ape's former workshop and the mass graves of the elves. The ghost has the power to raise the blood of the elves to the surface. The ghost can't stand Glen Danzig, who bought Carl's house solely for the blood. One the ghost's other stories somehow involves actress Sigourney Weaver. The ghost may be related in ways not yet explained to Turkitron. ("Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future" and "The Last One")

D

• Darryl: The twin brother of the Easter Bunny ("T-Shirt Of The Living Dead")
• Delivery Guy: The Delivery Guy is modeled after Matt Maiellaro, one of the creators of the show, and is seen holding a golden Les Paul electric guitar. He delivers Chinese food to Carl, and then leaves. ("Spacegate World")
• Derick: A boy Robositter describes as "grody".
• Dewey: A paper towel roll that is one of Meatwad's dolls. According to Meatwad, he is an engineer on the Supertrain.
• Dirt Foot: Dirt Foot is a legendary dirt monster who lives in Jersey. Dirt Foot is assumed to be a homosexual as the only known photograph of him was taken at a gay pride parade. For most of the episode he shares a rather cozy apartment with Master Shake at the bottom of the old, abandoned well which mysteriously appears in front of the Aqua Teens' house at the beginning of the episode. ("Dirt Foot")
• Donna: The daughter of the Germ Master who took over Shake's brain. She was romantically involved with a Mexican Jumping Bean named Poncho, but he left her after finding a "younger, more illegal bean." She was later killed by him after he became a zombie. ("Hypno-Germ")
• Donna Bryson: The recipient of a 2:00 am phone call from Carl, Donna is one of his old classmates from the "Class of '81!" and apparently knew how to party. Carl's inquiry pertaining to balloon smuggling prompts Donna to hang up on him. ("Spacegate World")
• DP: With Skeeter, part of a pair of Alien fraternity brothers from outer space (both voiced by Patton Oswalt) who are driving drunk and get lost along the way back home, crashing into Earth. DP's (he says its short for "donkey puncher" or "Donkey Puncherello") father owns a dealership; what products the dealership sells, however, is not explained. DP repeatedly mentions his father's dealership, and even uses this fact in his pick-up attempts.
• Dracula: Played by Don Kennedy, appears in multiple episodes (most notably Bus of the Undead), in a fictional movie Master Shake watches called "Assisted Living Dracula". These segments are live-action, rather than animated like the rest of the show. The movie is "a little slow, but really good once you get into it", according to Master Shake. The plot follows Dracula in a nursing home, where he raises and lowers his hospital bed, is fed what looks to be baby food, and is pushed around in a wheelchair by the nurse who accidentally kills him by bringing him outside and into the sun. The film is silent, with only a slightly depressing musical score. Later, the Aqua Teens travel to Memphis to visit the alleged grave of Dracula.
• Ol' Drippy: A new mold-based lifeform which grew from the garbage pile in the Aqua Teens' kitchen. He is altruistic, gentle-voiced, and loved by almost everyone. Shake becomes jealous of the attention Ol' Drippy is receiving, and does what he can to get rid of him. Shake eventually consumes most of Ol' Drippy's body for its antibiotic properties. He is voiced by Todd Field. ("Ol' Drippy", and "The Last One")
• The Dumbass-ahedron : A large multicolored cube that pretends to be the Wisdom Cube but is only its cousin. (Actually, it's a moron reciting all the bumper stickers on its back.) Frylock insisted at first that it was the real thing because of his eagerness for the answers to the big questions, dismissing its behavior as the eccentricity of genius. He realizes its true identity when the Cube starts making long-distance prank calls and screwing each one up. ("The Cubing"). Also seen in hell telling bad jokes. ("The Last One").
• Dusty Gozongas: A busty, lusty, and incredibly ignorant dancer/stripper who moonlights as a service repairwoman for the city. Carl and Shake both are instantly attracted to her and compete for her attention for the duration of the episode. In the end, she maces them both. She talks into a wrench as if it were a phone, and is eventually abducted by an alien race of Wrenches. ("Dusty Gozongas")

E

• Easter Bunny: Appears in multiple incarnations, including his twin brother, Darryl. ("T-Shirt Of The Living Dead")
• Education Puppet: The puppet on educational TV when Oglethorpe and Emory steal cable and introduce the Universal Remonster. When Master Shake cloned a television one too many times, the character seems curiously aware of what its viewers are doing and continually sings a song about left and right, which ends with a cryptic "You're gonna die!", followed by a throat slitting gesture and a few disturbing subliminal frames. ("Universal Remonster", "The Cloning")
• Eggzilla: Giant fire-breathing Easter egg with reptile legs. Meatwad created him using the T-Shirt of the Living Dead. Later joined by a female version known as the Eggzilla prom date, also created by Meatwad. ("T-Shirt Of The Living Dead")
• The Enforcer: Carl's original name for the DNA created dog later known as Spaghetti. ("Handbanana")

F

• File Cabinet: One of the many figments of Shake's imagination created by the Hypno-Germs; appears to try and argue Master Shake's case. Actual name: Phil Cabinet from Kill Yourself. Has a wife, Lock Yourself in a Cold Dark Room and a six-month old daughter, Wear a Hat Made of Foil; they have been married for Smear Yourself with Garbage and try to cross the freeway backwards; they have recently celebrated their Eat Your Own Dung. ("Hypno-Germ")
• Flargon and Dingle: A pair of leprechauns who steal a rainbow-making machine from Dr. Weird and use the machine to rob people who visit the park of shoes and other valuables. They are joined by Merle, who looks like a leprechaun but is not from Ireland; Merle is actually from Rhode Island and is half-Korean, but he is the only one who looks normal enough to go into town to buy food for the group. ("Escape from Leprauchopolis"). Flargon is the apparent leader of the group, and is especially fond of stealing fancy shoes from his victims; however, their plan fails to yield anything except stupid junk like a broken frisbee and a Bananarama videocassette with no cover. Dingle is fond of saying, "Feet!" or "No Feet!"; in fact, it appears to be the only thing he is capable of saying.
• Foodie Mart Clerk: the guy behind the counter at the Foodie Mart where Err and Ignignokt (and Meatwad) attempt to cash checks and purchase alcohol. ("Mooninites 3: Remooned")

G

• Geddy Lee: Lead singer of rock group Rush who is the singer of Shake's birthday song. ("Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary") (Not actually seen; touring commitments prevented Mr. Lee from doing a voice.)
• Gee Whiz: Euphemism used by Frylock when S&P forbade him from saying "Jesus" on the air. Meatwad believed he saw "GeeWhiz" on a billboard, but it turned out to be an image of Ted Nugent.
• George The Wedding DJ: Present for the reception following the marriage of Svetlana to Carl and Shake. ("Mail-Order Bride") Also appears (not as the DJ) in the "Standards and Practices" PSA on Frylock's computer in the episode "Gee Whiz". (Voiced by, and drawn like, George Lowe, the voice of Space Ghost on Space Ghost Coast to Coast.)
• George Washington: Actually a money statue of George Washington, created after Shake and Frylock try to clone too many one dollar bills. Washington attempts to convince the two of their wrongdoings, but is shot by Frylock. ("The Cloning")
• Germ, Germ Guard and Germ Master: Germs who appear in a side story. The Germ Master is voiced by co-creator of Tom Goes to the Mayor, Eric Wareheim. ("Hypno-Germ")
• Glenn Danzig: Appears as himself and buys Carl's house for one million dollars after the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future fills the pool with elven blood. ("Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future")
• Gobblox: Leader of a future war of the turkeys against the master chickens. Turkitron was sent into the past to protect his past self from chicken attack.
• Gorgotron: A large purple monster from the moon; mortal enemy of the Mooninites. ("Moon Master")
• Great Red Ape: According to the Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, the Great Red Ape lived in space and was the only one able to lift the martian elf curse from Carl's house. Mentioned, but has not visually appeared.("Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future")

H

• Handbanana: A dog that Frylock genetically engineered for Meatwad using "Make Your Own Dog 1.0," Carl's pool, and DNA from Master Shake's hand. He is extremely intelligent, an excellent pastry cook, and a talented voice imitator. He repeatedly raped Carl. At the end of the episode, the Aqua Teens locked him out of the house.("Handbanana")
• Happy Time Harry: A cheap, depressed, foul-mouthed, self-mutilating doll owned by Meatwad and voiced by David Cross. There is a knife in place of one of his hands, and he comes with glittery red dancing shoes and "action bills". Apparently modelled after the appearance and personality of a recovering heroin addict. He tends to depress everyone around him, and even drove Jiggle Billy to commit suicide. He's on parole. His schedule's relatively busy; he could barely make time for the meeting on the moon in "The Last One." Knows Ted Nugent. ("Dumber Dolls")
• Homeless Man: A babbling loon of an urban outdoorsman who happens upon the Aqua Teens' house while Shake is showing off his birthday song. He claims to be a tree wizard, who takes care of the trees. He also repeatedly mutters the word Alabama. ("Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary") Also appears in the episode "Gee Whiz" as a rambling bum who commits suicide after Shake asks him if he can fly. As he thinks he's Gee Whiz, he attempts flying from the billboard he stands upon, and falls to what is assumed to be his death.

I

• Intelligent-Helmet: One of the many bulky and barely-functional peripherals attachable to Shake's eHelmet. Has the intelligence of a four-year-old, but others have much more intelligence. Destroyed itself by sending the eHelmet into Carl's pool, where it shorted out and exploded. Just before it did, however, Carl's eHelmet jumped into the pool with Shake's, and also exploded. Voiced by Matt Maeillario.("eDork")

J

• Javier: Dr. Weird's Janitor.
• Jay Edwards: Appears as himself. ("The")
• Jerry: A small, one-eyed, sausage-shaped demon (looking remarkably similar to Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants), who lives in a surreal purple netherworld. He wields a huge battleaxe and is annoyed at the problems of having a live-in girlfriend. Voiced by Jon Glaser. ("Broodwich")
• Jiggle Billy: An expensive dancing hillbilly doll that was purchased by Frylock in an attempt to distract Meatwad from Happy Time Harry. His main function as a doll once activated is having some bluegrass / country music play as he says "Commence the Jigglin'!!". His accessories are a jug of moonshine, a pair of night-vision goggles and a musket. He used the latter to shoot his head off after Happy Time Harry drove him into a fit of depression. ("Dumber Dolls") Later he was a member of the Plutonian League ("The Last One").
• Josh: An unseen entity who apparently holds a position of power at Boost Mobile. He constantly called Shake during his tenure as Boost's spokesman, threatening that he would publicly cut off Shake's testicles and hand them to him in front of the New York sales team if he did not meet his expectations. He eventually sent an army of switchblade-wielding Boost Mobile Phones to deal with Shake.
• Jeffy: A garden hose, and also one of Meatwad's friends. ("Boost Mobile.")

K

• Ken: District Manager of Slurp-a-Lunch. Never visually seen in the show. ("Robositter").

L

• Large Larva: An over-sized insect that grows inside Carl and eventually takes over his body after Carl eats a special diet bar, the "South Bronx Parasite Bar", instead of "Paradise Bar". Has the voice of a small African-American boy, for reasons unknown. ("Diet")
• Love Mummy: An ancient mummy who was discovered in the crawlspace beneath the Aqua Teens' house. Those who do not heed his demands are threatened with an ancient Egyptian curse. When Love Mummy is discovered by Meatwad and Frylock, he commands them to give him love and hugs -- or else he will curse them. In actuality, the "curse" is just that the mummy is totally obnoxious. However, it becomes evident that a part of the curse is true when Carl begins wearing the Mummy's helmet at the end of the episode and grows a serpent's tail.

("Love Mummy")

M

• Magellan: A mutual acquaintance of Master Shake and Romulox
• Major Shake: An attempt by Oglethorpe and Emory to clone Shake gone wrong, Major Shake was originally sent to Earth to "de-terraform" the planet and conquer it. Major Shake was severely deformed, with a pair of giant hairy breasts growing out of his back and a radio sticking out of his side, and had a different voice than the real Master Shake. Much to Oglethorpe's dismay, he only managed to hot-wire and steal Carl's car. It is implied that he is another Plutonian, whom Emory and Oglethorpe attempted to mutate so as to look like Master Shake. Either way, he knew Emory and Oglethorpe before the botched cloning operation, as evidenced by him being able to tell stories of their past feats of stupidity. He is actually liked much more than Master Shake and is much friendlier and smarter.
• Merle: An associate of the Leprechauns Flargon and Dingle. Merle looks like a leprechaun but is not from Ireland. Merle is actually from Rhode Island and is half-Korean, but he is the only one who looks normal enough to go into town to buy food for the group. ("Escape from Leprauchopolis")
• Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday: A group of former Aqua Teen "villains" assembled by the Mooninites in an attempt to get revenge on the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Ignignokt was the self-appointed Digital Ruler. The members were Ignignokt, Err, Oog, Bingo, Major Shake, Mothmonsterman, Judge Tree, Flargon, Dingle, Ol' Drippy, the Broodwich Voice, Happy Time Harry, Travis of the Cosmos, Randy the Astonishing, DP, Skeeter, Romulox, Rabbot, Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, Wisdom Cube, the Brownie Monsters and MC Pee Pants (as a worm). Dr. Weird and Steve were also invited but did not attend the meeting. Oog (blown up), Ol' Drippy (possibly destroyed by the Quad Glacier), DP (eaten), Skeeter (eaten), the Brownie Monsters (shot by the Quad Laser) and MC Pee Pants (stepped on by Err while in worm form) are all eventually kicked out of the group by the Mooninites. In addition, Travis is stabbed by Happy Time Harry, Romulox is taken by the Broodwich, Flargon, Merle and the Trees are burned up by Dingle, Bingo disappears, Randy is turned into a frozen clown, Major Shake is hit by a truck and Happy Time Harry is blown up by Frylock when the group finally confronts the Aqua Teens at Carl's house. This leaves the Mooninites, Rabbot, the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Ghost from the Future, and the Wisdom Cube as the only surviving members of the group. ("The Last One")
• Mothmonsterman: A mutant moth and human creature created by Dr. Weird and voiced by H. Jon Benjamin. Mothmonsterman escapes Dr. Weird's lab and is attracted to the light output from The Shake Signal, a spotlight mounted on Master Shake's lid. When the light is turned off, Mothmonsterman does everything in his power to get it turned back on. Naturally, this is at the (slight) expense of the Aqua Teens. Really, he just kept calling them about the light. He took up residence in the Aqua Teens' house (they had traveled to Memphis on Frylock's order in an effort to prove to Master Shake that Dracula was dead) and laid "about 1,000" of his eggs in Carl's esophagus, to which he complained Carl was "being a baby" about. He's pretty easygoing, and doesn't really pursue his ends with much enthusiasm. Since his first encounter with the ATHF ("Mothmonsterman"), he bought a house in Belize, for "like, dirt cheap." ("The Last One")
• Mr. Sticks: An other-worldly associate of Jerry. Voiced by H. Jon Benjamin. ("Broodwich")
• Mr. Wongburger: A giant, bespectacled dick from a dick planet. He and his cronies use a "rip off and win" contest at his Wongburger fast-food restaurant (and several long hooks) to steal people's dicks, which he used to build a giant dick ship with which to return to his dick home planet. He dies when his dick ship crashes into the Wongburger corporate headquarters, which was apparently also made from dicks. ("Dickesode")
• The Muffin Man: Appears in a show on the degenerate clone TV. Frylock's character on the show promptly blows him away with his shotgun. ("The Cloning")

N

• Narrator: (Voiced by Schooly D) Appears as an African American-sounding voice to narrate side story (such as "67 Years into the future...bitch," and "I don't know what any they're sayin' dawg").
• Nathan Scott Phillips: The name of Meatwad's pet snake in a virtual reality simulation. In a different part of the same simulation, he appeared as a giant green rabbit, who was about to eat Frylock's brains "while they're still warm... and thinking" before the simulation ended.
• Ned Hastings: The host of the trivia contest that Wayne "The Main Brain" McClain has with the Aqua Teens and Carl. Also calls Frylock to no-show on his condo-warming party. He is voiced by the real Ned Hastings, an editor on the show. ("Super Trivia", "The The")

O

• Off-Broadway Narrator: Voiced by Todd Hanson. ("Hypno-Germ")
• Old Woman: An elderly woman that appears at the end of the Dirtfoot episode, expressing regret that she has killed the Aqua Teens' dog (Dirtfoot) with a pile of swords. Shake is impressed and takes one of the swords in an odd attempt to prove his masculinity; the result is that he severs the top half of this cup. The woman's top mysteriously falls off (following the porno detective gag at the beginning of the episode), who Frylock prevents Meatwad from seeing, though looking intently himself.
• Oog: A neanderthal (voiced by Jon Glaser) who comes into contact with Frylock's supercomputer (Which Shake named "Badass Mother 4000" and claimed that it was "twice as fast as your ass!") after it is accidentally sent backwards through time. Oog arrives in the 21st century with an expanded vocabulary (though his syntax has not improved), an increased intellect, and snobbishness to match. Since he's been around for three million years, he beat Frylock to the patent on that supercomputer (just by a little.) He's probably super rich by now. Though he often exhibits signs of genius, he is still disarmed by jingling keys, made hyperactive by the sight of fire and will fetch a bone if you throw one. ("Super Computer")

P

• Poncho: a Mexican jumping bean (voiced by Fred Armisen) who appears in a side story. Is killed while attempting to get rich quick, and then brought back as a zombie that drives the Hypno-Germs from Master Shake. ("Hypno-Germ")
• Plutonian League: A rival group to Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday created by the Plutonians. Its members included the Plutonians and Jiggle Billy.

R

• Rabbot: A huge robotic rabbit, presumably created by Dr. Weird, that escapes the lab by crashing through the wall (leaving a Rabbot-shaped hole through which the Mothmonsterman later escapes). It is unknown if Dr. Weird ever patched up the hole ("Pilot", and "The Last One"). He is also responsible for the Rabbot-shaped hole at the Powerpuff Mall.
• Randal: A man genetically merged with a porkchop by Dr. Weird. Weird also claims that Randal was his roommate.
• Randy the Astonishing is the Prince of Jupiter, an alien sent to Earth by his father to infiltrate the human Gene pool. For a while it didn't go well, as Randy doesn't look remotely human. He ran a circus in order to pursue his goals, only acting upon his desire for conquest as a result of the Aqua Teens' intervention. ("The Last One")
• Randy The Astonishing's father: When Randy the Astonishing displayed his true intent--conquest of Earth and its women--he drifted out of the stands to congratulate and join his son. ("Circus")
• Replicant: see Major Shake
• Robositter: A robot (voiced by Sarah Silverman) that Frylock built to babysit Meatwad. Her body is a waterheater, and her "breasts" are paint cans. She turns out to be abusive toward Meatwad and would rather dress up like a tramp and go to the mall. Met her untimely demise when Frylock liquefied her with a meat juicer. His words upon completion of said act ("You're liquefied, bitch!") may be a possible reference to the first Terminator film. The same fate befalls Sheila, a friend built by Robositter. (cf. Sarah Connor: "You're terminated fucker!" after finally crushing the Terminator in a hydraulic press; "Robositter")
• Romulox: The leader of the tar monsters, Romulox is a pretentious yuppie (played by Todd Barry) who is always up-to-date in areas of fashion and technology. He is also less intelligent than he thinks he is; for example, he believes that Belize is just a city rather than also being the name of a country. It's implied that he's a poseur; he shows up to the Moon meeting dressed exactly like Oog (doubtedly a coincidence), and feigned knowledge of the sun-dried tomatoes of the Broodwich. ("PDA", and "The Last One")
• Rudy: A home-security robot created by Frylock, designed to protect the Aqua Teens' home from potential robbers. He is prone to mistakenly killing people who he perceives to be robbing members of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. His victims include Stacey, Carl and Master Shake. ("Carl")

S

• Santa Ape: Appears in flashbacks during a story told by the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. Santa Ape enslaved martian elves to make toys. Carl's house was allegedly built on the former site of Santa Ape's workshop. See also "The Great Red Ape."
• Santa Claus: Appears and is scorched by Meatwad's antics after donning the Egyptian t-shirt. Proclaims himself Horror Claus during recovery; has extensive reconstructive surgery, replacing his skin with that of a soccer ball, causing Meatwad to call him "Soccer Claus". ("T-Shirt Of The Living Dead")
• Satan: Shows up in Hell after MC Pee Pants dies and descends. He is extremely fond of death metal and grindcore. Satan is actually the lava monster from an episode of Superfriends.
• Scorpions: Large, animatronic scorpions who attempt to provide on-stage banjo accompaniment to Zakk Wylde's performance. Their bodies hold numerous weapons including missiles, laser cannons, and machine guns. ("Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary")
• Seth Green: Appears as himself. ("The Dressing")
• Sex Phone Operator: Answers the sex hotline that Carl calls, only to hang up when the billing starts. ("Carl")
• Shark: A crudely-drawn shark who had previously appeared in an episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast as Old Kentucky Shark. Appearing in the background during Meatwad's forest speech at the end of "Leprechaupolis", he would eventually become a regular in a subsequent Williams Street series, 12 Oz. Mouse. ("Escape from Leprechaupolis")
• Sheila: a robot friend built by Robositter. Robositter also claims to have built Sheila's parents and made them get divorced. She also claims that her mother has full custody of Shiela. Sheila claims to have a brother, who said that it was "pathetic" that Frylock worked at the Slurp-a-Lunch fast food chain. ("Robositter")
• Skeeter: Along with DP, alien fraternity brothers from outer space (both voiced by Patton Oswalt) who are driving drunk and get lost along the way back home, crashing into Earth. Skeeter, whose real name is Zarnold Edward Quigley, majored in business and was born in Southern New Quasar. ("Frat Aliens")
• Skeleton Bride: A prize won by Master Shake after he fended off the second-to-last temptation of the broodwich. She is most likely the corpse of a long-dead woman who was buried in her bridal gown. Shake could have married her instead he declined saying, "Hell no I aint marrying this bag of bones!" The marriage proposal was technically the last temptation of the broodwich and for winning Master Shake received free brain surgery which convinced him to eat what remained of the Broodwich. ("Broodwich")
• Spaghetti: A dog made by Carl out of the DNA from a 'strange hair' that grows out from the bottom of his feet. Carl named him 'The Enforcer' but the dog preferred Spaghetti. He was created to exact revenge on Handbanana but ends up gang-raping Carl with Handbanana. ("Handbanana")
• Squirrely: One of Meatwads few friends (others include Boxy Brown and Jeffy the Gardenhose). Squirrely is a squirrel that is usually dead. Meatwad accidentally killed him in his first appearance. ("Balloonenstein")
• Stacey: Frylock's date. When she tries to give her cellphone number to Frylock, Rudy, the robot that protects the Aqua Teens from criminals, blows her up because he thought she was robbing Frylock. Stacey appears to have a broken neck so she has a cast and two broken arms with casts as well. ("Carl")
• Standards & Practices Announcer: The voice (done by George Lowe) that advises the Aqua Teens what they can and cannot say on TV. ("Gee Whiz")
• Styro-head: A demonically possessed wig-holder. Would enjoy being able to freak people out once in a while. Works for Bingo and the Clown Society, who he thinks are freaks and asses. ("The Clowning")
• Svetlana: A Chechnyan mail-order bride/prostitute who does not speak English. Shake and Carl split the cost of her to be brought to the U.S. for marriage (to both of them), but she runs for her life when she meets them. ("Mail Order Bride")

T

• Taped Tourguide: Leads the Aqua Teens through the museum. ("T-Shirt Of The Living Dead")
• Tar Pit Ship Captain: The "captain" of a (fake) tour ship attraction at the Trenton Tar Pits. Sounds just like the Taped Tourguide (they may be the same person). Is a convicted sex offender, and invites tourists to "meet the captain, and feel sexy with him." ("PDA")
• Ted Nugent (guest voice): Appears to back up his mischaracterization as Gee Whiz. Appears with a bow that fires exploding arrows and a whole badger for a codpiece / loincloth. ("Gee Whiz")
• Terry: Carl's friend who performs illegal medical procedures with power tools and trades in human organs. He performed cosmetic surgery on Master Shake in a waterfront garage. He also knows Dr. Weird and bought Steve's brain from him. Terry has never visually appeared in the series.
• Thundercleese: A well-armed robot who was a regular character on the Brak Show. He appeared on the Adult Swim New Year's party and it was strongly suggested that Frylock was his creator.
• Travis of The Cosmos: An amorphous five-eyed alien blob (voiced by Brooks Braselman) who speaks only in pseudo-Japanese language gibberish and only by taking over the brain of a host body with a mouth, until Frylock devises a makeshift device - out of a collander - that converts brain waves into audible speech impulses that can be piped through stereo speakers, or as Meatwad calls it, "my BNCS, my Brushed Nickel Collander, Stupid." He has a crass attitude, vulgar mouth, and doesn't care where he urinates, which is doubly problematic since his bodily fluids are acid. ("Super Spore")
• The Trees: When Carl and Shake dump a vat of cooking oil in the forest, the trees proceed to arrest them and put them on trial. Carl and Shake's situation isn't helped by Shake burning down the tree who was trying to subpoena him. The Trees include Prosecutor Tree, Judge Tree, Stenographer Tree (who rips skin off Carl to take notes), Big Ralph (process server tree burned to death by Master Shake) and Shrubbery. ("Revenge of the Trees")
• Tulip Sniper: Appears in a side story. Simultaneously polite and incredibly violent. ("Thank you. Thank you very much! Die! Die, all of you!") Ironically, despite his name, he uses a machine gun on full automatic as his weapon. ("Hypno-Germ")
• Turkitron: A robotic turkey that showed up on Thanksgiving insisting that he was sent from the future to save "Goblox", the future leader of the turkey rebellion against the Master Chickens. He's a habitual drinker and a moocher. He carries bizarre laser weapons disguised as hygiene products and socks. It was eventually revealed that he is one of a large lot of malfunctioning toys. (possibly a Pseudonym / avatar for The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future) ("The Dressing")
• Tyrone: A character in one of Meatwad's favorite computer games, "Clam Digger." According to Meatwad, in the game he calls you up and says, "I can dig more clams than you, stupid!" ("Super Computer")

U

• Ultra Mega Chicken: A giant chicken bigger than the Aqua Teens house with jet engines coming out of its rear. It was summoned by Frylock using Billywitchdoctor.com's staff. ("Video Ouija")
• Universal Remonster: The Plutonians combinatorially synthesize different kinds of remote controls together with a teddy bear to create a creature with the power to control anything. This is part of their plan to steal cable from the ATHF. However, it wastes its energy on levitating objects to entertain Shake and terrorize Meatwad, and its batteries all run out. When informed of this, the Plutonians proclaim that the Remonster can only be killed by stabbing it in the heart with the "Ancient Bone Saber of Zumacalis", but upon rethinking it, say it can be killed by poking it with a pillow.

V

• Vampire: Possibly Dracula. He assists Little Brittle (Avatar for MC Pee Pants) in becoming a vampire, only to join him when he leaves the nursing home, and thus explodes in the sunlight. Travels in a massive flying coffin that spirals through the air. Voiced by series creator Matt Maiellaro. ("Little Brittle")
• Vanessa: A partially eaten apple that acts as one of Meatwad's dolls.
• Vegetable Man: Appears on a live-action television show watched by Master Shake and the Mooninites. He is made of vegetables and hides in the produce section of grocery stores, only to later pop out and frighten women. Played by Don Kennedy.
• Voice: A demonic disembodied voice, presumably emanating from the Broodwich itself, that attempts to get people to eat the Broodwich. The voice somehow performed brain surgery on Master Shake.
• Vishal: Carl calls his insurance company for his swimming pool and speaks to someone who goes by the name of Vishal. Vishal Roney is the Line Producer for the show and also did his own voice for the conversation. ("PDA")

W

• The Wall: A section of animated wall that talks, from Shake's hallucination. Insists that he / she is the basketball. ("Hypno-Germ")
• Wayne "The Main Brain" McClain: A freakish genius possessing a huge cranium covered with "hair" that is actually grass and the ability to create realistic illusory environments (just like the Talosians from the Star Trek episode "The Cage"). The Aqua Teens attempt to beat Wayne at the local bar's trivia night by using aversion therapy on Shake and Meatwad in the episode "Super Trivia". He is voiced by Seth MacFarlane of Family Guy fame.
• Wayne Gretzky / Samurai Abe Lincoln: One of Meatwad's forms. Meatwad claims it is a representation of Wayne Gretzky, but the form actually resembles Abraham Lincoln holding a Katana.("Circus")
• Willie Nelson: A four-legged monster with no relation to the human Willie Nelson (though possibly named for him; Nelson was a guest on Space Ghost: Coast to Coast on the episode where ATHF premiered). He has a body shaped like an onion that shaves every two days and stores bodies in the attic of the ATHF's home. He met them on Halloween. The Monster seems friendly and relatively harmless, until Frylock floats into the attic to give "Willie" some mail, where he finds the attic littered with body parts and entrails. It turns out the "juice" that Willie likes is human blood. He proceeds to feast on Carl. Has "been known to do a number on plenty of cats". The door to the attic he lives in is closed and nailed shut. ("The Shaving")
• Wisdom Cube: A large multicolored cube (voiced by Brian Posehn) that contains all the knowledge in the universe. It seems unwilling to share this information however because when Frylock asks him for the meaning of life or if there is a god, the cube tricks him into stepping on a flaming bag of dog crap. The Dumbass-ahedron is initially mistaken for it. ("The Cubing")
• The Wrenches: Dusty Gozongas is abducted by two talking wrenches onto a wrench-shaped spacecraft, and connive her into dancing around a stripper's pole. The goings-on inside the ship is transmitted to a stadium full of wrenches who cheer on Dusty's dancing. ("Dusty Gozongas")
• The Www.yzzerdd.com: An entity that ran a shady Internet company, offering the "Home Invasion Cam" and contests to win Porsches. He uses pop-up advertising and spyware to lure people in. Voiced by Todd Hanson. The domain www.yzzerdd.com actually exists, and is owned and operated by Turner Broadcasting. Refrence to the charachter Shodon from System Shock 1 and 2 ("Interfection")

Z

• Zakk Wylde: Appearing as himself, he assisted Master Shake in recording a birthday song demo. He is extremely angered by Shake's inability to pay him back. When Shake comes up with a scheme to try and pay him back, he gets blown up in a crossfire between the angry scorpion robots Shake hired to play banjo.

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force