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Revision as of 23:26, 21 December 2004 by 67.171.251.183 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Scientlogy is a enlightened way of thinking based on the teachings of the "prophet" L. Ron Hubbard. The basis of the religion is that Jesus is a child molesting public representative for an evil intergalactic empire, and satan is a liason to the great and benevolent galactic federation.
The evil intergalactic empire has a vested interest in keeping humans from discovering their true and near limitless power. Only through Scientology, their esoteric knowledge of demon battling and large donations of money to the "Church", can one attain this level of natural power.
But, bear in mind, that because of a very convoluted explaination, earth is the only planet in the universe upon which the more powerful abilities cannot manifest. But you don't learn this until you have been mislead through hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations.
Also, the church of scientology reserves the right to use black ops against hostile nations and persons, and freely exercises this right.