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Scientlogy is a enlightened way of thinking based on the teachings of the "prophet" L. Ron Hubbard. The basis of the religion is that Jesus is a child molesting public representative for an evil intergalactic empire, and satan is a liason to the great and benevolent galactic federation.
The evil intergalactic empire has a vested interest in keeping humans from discovering their true and near limitless power. Only through Scientology, their esoteric knowledge of demon battling and large donations of money to the "Church", can one attain this level of natural power.
But, bear in mind, that because of a very convoluted explaination, earth is the only planet in the universe upon which the more powerful abilities cannot manifest. But you don't learn this until you have been mislead through hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations.
Also, the church of scientology reserves the right to use black ops against hostile nations and persons, and freely exercises this right.
During the 1950's and 1960's, after founding the helpful and holy religion of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard cruised around the world on his Sea Org ship as a homosexual activist. The Sea Org was composed of former members of the United States Navy who were "outed" during and after World War 2 for simply being gay, an injustice that continues to this day. L. Ron Hubbard, or "Ronny the Rod" as he was called by his male lovers, brought these gay men onto his Sea Org ship and with the help of Dianetics, his therapeutic book of miracle working, and numerous phallic shaped E-meters, he released their body thetans and brought them into a higher state of being.
During this time, Ronny is also known to have starred in several pornographic films, including Daddy, Don't Touch Me There!, Body Thetans Bare #35, Xenu, I'll Be With You, and a more seriously-themed film called How To Scam a Bunch of Idiots Out of Money By Starting Your Own Religion. After Hubbard's hot adventures aboard the Sea Org, he decided to take a step back from the stressful and busy life as a gay male activist, especially with the Federal Government pressing down on him for various illegal activities.
Sometime during his carousing during the 1970s, Hubbard contracted the sexually transmitted virus HIV. He died of AIDS in 1983, as a broken, lonely man.