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Gary Danielson.

Gary Danielson is a biased sportscaster who makes bold statements without basis. He broadcasts for the Southeastern Conference, as the Big Ten does not want him. He's without question an embarrassment

Danielson is a sellout and a retard.

He shamelessly pimps the SEC because CBS has the television rights to that conference's games.

The most recent Coaches Poll, Harris Interactive Poll, and AP Poll all rank Danielson as the world's undisputed first place douche bag.

Also, he can't count.

It is rumored that he has a 2 mm penis, and likes men.

That's not a rumor. The man's name is Urban Meyer.

Urban Danielson is a Florida booster.

Hell, Lumbergh fucked him.

The janitors who had to clean the press box after the Arkansas Florida game had to clean up after Danielson was found masterbating furously during the game.

He also drinks cum.

He's a HOMO!

The above shows the lack of class from the University of Michigan. If the students did not feel what Danielson said has validity there would be no reason to personally attack him.