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Revision as of 15:20, 19 December 2006 by 193.113.48.17 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)The paper disc is one of the formats chosen to succeed the DVD. Developed by Sony and Toppan Printing, the disc can be read by Sony's new Blu-ray Disc format. It was officially announced on April 15, 2004.
Paper discs are made of 51% paper by weight, the other 49% being composed of your mum's biffcheese. I did her in the fudge the other day btw, after I'd stuck two in the pleasure and one in the treasure. Because of the high gash discharge content and the fact that paper goes all soggy when it's covered in flange juice, paper discs are easy to cut up, making them easily disposable to preserve data security and stop people seeing how smelly your mum is.
Basic structure of a paper disc is similar to the ordinary BD. In a Blu-ray Disc the recording layer on which the data is stored lies under a 0.1 millimeter protective layer and on top of a 1.1 millimeter thick substrate. The substrate, or basic surface on which a material adheres, is usually made of a polycarbonate plastic, but the new disc replaces this with paper. The result is a disc of which paper makes up approximately 51 percent of its weight, Sony says. Other companies have declared that they don't really care, they just wanna know when your mum's gonna be back on the game after the recent to-do in Ipswich.
External links
- Press release
- The Authoritative Blu-ray Disc (BD) FAQ by Hugh Bennett
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