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Requests will be consideredAll are welcome to use the templates on my userpage. Requests for templates will be considered. Note that I specialize in all types of templates that can be used to teach people a lesson — anti-Wikilove, NPA warnings, fish-slapping, etc.


Welcome!

Hello, Darwinbish, welcome Misplaced Pages! Hope little Darwinbish like. Here helpful pages:

Hope little user enjoy and edit smart like poddie! Please sign talk pages using, er ... many tildes (~~~~) (Pod can only count to three, regret!). If helpless, check out questions wikipedia, ask on poddie talk, or put {{helpme}} on own talk, get help soon. Again, welcome!  Ouch, don't bite! bishapod splash! 20:24, 19 October 2010 (UTC).


What a wienie! BITE! darwinbish 20:36, 20 October 2010 (UTC). —Preceding unsigned comment added by Darwinfish (talk • contribs)
How dare you, Sinebot? Go away! Go pester my brother! And don't try that again! darwinbish 21:59, 20 October 2010 (UTC).

Chocolate cake

Hello Darwinbish. Since you didn't think much to the cupcakes, I've brought you a cake all of your own.

Elen of the Roads (talk) 22:23, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

Hmm? I suppose. OK, then. darwinbish 22:42, 28 October 2010 (UTC).

Be nice!

Hi Little Darwinbish. How's this? Tex (talk) 19:28, 4 November 2010 (UTC)


Hahahahaha! Twins playing nicely! :-D I must put on Fish's page too! Maybe put some gumption in the weenie! darwinbish 23:40, 4 November 2010 (UTC).

Poke

What is it? And why it bite my ankle? Ouch! Goochy 18:27, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Bite because I'm evil! Not fishy thing, bishy thing! Go see good little brother for fishy thing! Silly minnow with feet! darwinbish 18:47, 3 December 2010 (UTC).

Salute

Elen of the Roads salutes Little Ankle Biter as good campaign manager, persuaded Privatemusings (talk · contribs). Offers array of goodies - Darwinbish prefer cake or cephalapod?

Heheh, I manage fine even while absent from wiki! Hum, goodies... Norwegian krill good friend! Hey, Krilly, come sample strawberry cake together! Feel free take bite out of feeble brother Darwinfish Fridge Magnet also! Er, how Elen do in election? Where are results? All bishsocks been away a few days! Pity, as Bishonen partial to Newcastle Brown. darwinbish 13:04, 10 December 2010 (UTC).


Yes, Giano not done so good. Elen done good - nobody knows her yet. < weg > Elen of the Roads (talk) 03:32, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

Little ankle biter runs for admin

Misplaced Pages:Requests for adminship/Darwinbish --Elen of the Roads (talk) 00:12, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

I tried to give some helpful advice to the !voters, but sadly the civility police won't let me :( T-RexxS (talk) 10:55, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
Bartsa1's not the civility police - he's just come off about his 4th block for acting like an arse while thinking he's an admin (or should that be the other way round). Anyway, I've left him yet another rocket, but it's funny in a way. --Elen of the Roads (talk) 11:24, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
Oh crap, the poor guy's upset now. I actually thought he was teasing me – and it was of course funny. I'll send him a cookie to cheer him up in this season of gooodwill. --RexxS (talk) 18:09, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
Gooch leave question for Little Ankle Biter! Goochy 16:33, 15 December 2010 (UTC)


You cute little fishie, you! I'm never without my sarong! In my adventure with Mighty Mouse, Mighty Mouse in Krakatoa, I'm the one who made Krakatoa erupt because I, Krakatoa Katie, danced and sang with my sarong. But Mighty Mouse came and saved me, so I can catch all those other little fishies who are out to get you. You're obviously too cute and wonderful to ever get caught in my sarong... aren't you? ;-) KrakatoaKatie 20:00, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
Sure, and too evil! And too well protected by bishsack! But silly minnow brother isn't. I'm out to get him, hee hee! darwinbish (cute and wonderful) 21:38, 19 December 2010 (UTC).

A kitten for you!

Best served with a tangy sauce.

Jehochman 01:02, 20 July 2011 (UTC)
Those creatures have really sharp teeth! Teaching it to join forces with Tex's little anklebiter! Fine little hooligan gang! darwinbish 10:03, 20 July 2011 (UTC).

Say it isn't so

Eh? I have no idea whether anyone has done or not, just that it would make it easier to discover if it has happened. Thryduulf (talk) 16:00, 16 December 2011 (UTC)

LOL. Sorry about that and please just ignore the naughty little sock, Thryduulf. She's trying to pretend she has voted, just for the sake of the dramah, I think. I don't think she has really voted, since I haven't heard from Tznkai. See her self-identification on her userpage. Bishonen | talk 17:36, 16 December 2011 (UTC).

Fishies

Much thanks to the well evolved fishies for the newest decorations to my yap page...always welcome to visit anytime and remind bishzilla not to eat minnows at play.--MONGO 04:29, 17 March 2012 (UTC)

Eat her own grandsocks, haha, good one, MONGO. Feel free, if desired, to embellish page with further fine footfish footage by User:Tex, such as this educational video on the art of smoking stogies. darwinbish 00:04, 21 March 2012 (UTC).

Some Darwin baklava for Darwinbish!

Me thinks Darwin baklava best thing after fish dinner for Darwinbish. Δρ.Κ.  00:12, 21 March 2012 (UTC)
Darwinbish cleverly embiggens baklava to full resolution before tucking into the 80-ply layering. Fine square meal that way! Go away, Fish, you're not having any! What's that..? Oh no, both the forks are for me! darwinbish 00:44, 21 March 2012 (UTC).
Embiggenning technology good for baklava, bad for Zilla. Zilla grows bigger eats everyone! :( Δρ.Κ.  01:41, 21 March 2012 (UTC)
Scaring little Doctor with life-size Zilla, haha! Click if you dare! darwinbish 21:17, 27 March 2012 (UTC).

"Talk like Bishzilla day"

Hopefully soon, "Talk like Bishzilla day" will be declared a global holiday and then Bishzilla can re-write the whole page! -- The Red Pen of Doom 17:31, 21 March 2012 (UTC)

Blah blah blah Bishzilla. Pretty much all Old Big does these days is brumate. Anybody like to focus on the Last Sock Standing and Acting CEO of the Bishonen conglomerate — me? For a change? Has the doompen even supported my RFA yet? darwinbish 19:57, 21 March 2012 (UTC).

A beer for you!

Little Elen thinks she will have to have words with Dennis. Just because I got him a mop doesn't mean he can correct my excellent English to his silly Yankee version. Elen of the Roads (talk) 00:29, 29 April 2012 (UTC)
Surely not! Fuck that! Bite! darwinbish 00:35, 29 April 2012 (UTC).
Mellow? Never... --Elen of the Roads (talk) 00:57, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

moons

d'oh - I self-apply the proper adjustments. I thought someone was missing the obvious April Fool's thing. Good suggestion on putting it in the article! Darwinbish become article editor? .. very nice to see any "Bish" friends about the site again. little user be very happy. :-) Chedzilla wonder why no adminy tools anymore? .. you get back soon? Also, must bring distressing news; even if I get accused of being a "bad canvass boy" - I'm wondering if Bishzilla needs to interrupt the brumation (sp?) to speak here. . cheers. — Ched :  ?  11:21, 29 April 2012 (UTC)

Some stroopwafels for you!

Dutch treat! Wehwalt (talk) 10:46, 20 May 2012 (UTC)

Some more stroopwafels for you!

Dutch treat! Wehwalt (talk) 10:46, 20 May 2012 (UTC)

Yet More stroopwafels for you!

Dutch treat! Wehwalt (talk) 10:46, 20 May 2012 (UTC)
There were more you missed; Gobble-gobble. Br'er Rabbit (talk) 13:13, 20 May 2012 (UTC)

A brownie for you!

ZOMG!!! Insurance! (cupcakes are for RFC/Us;) Will research teh 'Make your own' option for maor! Br'er Rabbit (talk) 13:15, 20 May 2012 (UTC)

Nice Koekjest

Buster7 has decided to give you a Nice Koekjes which, hopefully, will satisfy your appetite for sweet things. You can spread the good flavor of Nice Koekjes around Wiki World by giving someone else one. I hope this is enough to "call off the boys". If they do show up, Nice Koekjes are very tasty and have been known to calm even the most savage beast. Enjoy! ```Buster Seven Talk 21:57, 16 June 2012 (UTC)


Darwinbish thoughtfully eats the koekje. It's pretty nice. Decides not to bite Buster7 today. darwinbish 22:27, 16 June 2012 (UTC).

Per instruction

Don't blame me, I'm just following orders on user page.

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And he shows 'em, pearly white
Just a jack knife has DeeBee, dear
And he keeps it, er, out of sight

When that shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears DeeBee, dear
So there's never, never a trace of red

On the sidewalk, on Sunday mornin'
Lies a body, oozin' life
Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
Could that someone be Bish the Knife?

--T-RexxS (Rawr) 19:28, 19 August 2012 (UTC)


Would that make me Bish the Fish? darwin 19:36, 19 August 2012 (UTC).
Idiot. darwinbish 19:39, 19 August 2012 (UTC).
As one who in ones youth wore Thespis' buskins and sometimes sang for ones supper, one would like to reprise a little "zonk" Berti and Kurtele wrote:
<sings>Und der Haifisch, der hat Zähne, usw, usw..
Thank you very much, you've been a great audience, I'll be here all week, please try the fish.
--Shirt58 (talk) 12:18, 16 October 2012 (UTC)

Bisherick

There once was a fish named Bish,
who had a wonderful wish...
for lack of a fin,
the teeth grew in,
now ankles fill the dish.
<rolls eyes at little master> .. Oh go eat your apples, humor for 'Zillas and fishy stuff. — ChedZILLA 00:00, 21 August 2012 (UTC)
Ha, the user can do limericks? How about a Darwinbish haiku? A sonnet? darwinbish 23:21, 22 August 2012 (UTC).

--

with apologies to Bashō:

Flog leaps in old pond
Sounds of teeth; frog sound no more
Darwinbish is full

--
With apologies to whomever your preferred SA is:

Poor Bish, the centre of the sinful earth,
Bite hard these rebel powers that thee array;
Why dost thou chomp so much yet suffer dearth,
Painting thy dorsal fin so costly gray?
Why so much rage, having so short a fuse,
Dost thou upon thy feeble brother spend?
Shall worms, awaken'd from their snooze,
Eat up thy bro? is this his body's end?
Then Bish, bite thou upon thy brother's butt,
Get Lil' Stupid to stock up thy store;
Get filthy rich by selling tons of smut;
Then thou art fed, and shalt be poor no more:
  So shalt thou feed on Death, that feeds on fish,
  And Death once dead, there's just Darwinbish.

You call'em; we fill 'em. --Famously Sharp (talk) 01:19, 23 August 2012 (UTC)


Hahahaha, amazing, how creative you guys are! The darwinbish is even as we speak making a new section on her userpage for "Poetic tributes", hehe. Wonderful how evil pays off. Excuse me, what's that..? You think there might be a problem with me and db editing simultaneously? No, no. You don't sock for as long as me without learning a few tricks. Bishonen | talk 11:36, 23 August 2012 (UTC).
Another dish of poetry, fished yesterday, --Gerda Arendt (talk) 11:50, 23 August 2012 (UTC)
Er. Yes. Iambic... hmm. Everybody prolly does their best! darwinbish 12:02, 23 August 2012 (UTC).

food for Bish the Knife

Food for a member of the family


Hidden corner

.

Brownies hidden were Chedzilla can find them.... Darwinbish you don't see nuthin here.(olive (talk) 19:35, 10 September 2012 (UTC))

darwinbish 19:49, 10 September 2012 (UTC).
ROTFL!!! Darwinbish wins! Now have to go and make real brownies since I've been thinking about them way too much! Still Laughing!(olive (talk) 20:00, 10 September 2012 (UTC))

Br'er Rabbi has stolen your brownies! The brownie made him happy and he'd like to give you a great big hug for leaving it where he could reach it. Spread the WikiLove by giving him more {{brownie}}s, unless you want his boys to pay you a visit!

Darwinbish/looting

Saw your post on Br'er's talkpage. I think I've fixed up what you want - if you open 'edit this page' and then preview or save, it should show your name again. --Elen of the Roads (talk) 16:58, 15 September 2012 (UTC)

Little Elen like to live dangerously, vandalise template. May live to regret, or not. darwinbish 17:18, 15 September 2012 (UTC).
If you want the editor's name to appear in the message, you will have to subst: the template when you use it (otherwise REVISIONUSER will keep changing to show who last edited the page like this: Bishonen)
The code you need can be stolen and modified from a template like {{Welcome-anon}} and looks like this:
  • {{ {{{|safesubst:}}}ifsubst | ] | A friend}}
  • Key: ....................................................^ the link ........................^ name displayed...^ what shows when it's not substituted
It looks like this when the template is viewed:
  • A friend
but will display the linked username for whoever substitutes the template.
Usage {{subst: Darwinbish/looting}} - have fun playing. --RexxS (talk) 17:40, 15 September 2012 (UTC)
Not quite what I did, but works the same, methinks... Br'er Rabbi (talk) 18:40, 15 September 2012 (UTC)
  • RexxS have ambitious educational mission, but Wabbit have best clue this time. Remember olde saying: Fixiedust db's templates, templates get fixed. Teach db fixiedust templates herself, db merely gets confused. darwinbish 19:30, 15 September 2012 (UTC).
I tend to favour this version of the proverb: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he spends the rest of his life idling about in boats." --RYA instructor (Rawr) 14:37, 16 September 2012 (UTC)
  • *snouttail* (no have face or palm). Try to reconstruct history.
  1. Little user Risker have talk on page about little island described as "Money Pit"
  2. Try bribe Risker with brownies
  3. Little user Olive say like brownies .. make some for Chedzilla
  4. Little ankle biter come take brownies. Leave empty plate with crumbs spewed from the devouring.
  5. Little ankle biter make nice - make moar brownies for Chedzilla <Chedzilla "nom, nom, nom" while he has chance>
  6. Little ankle biter make template stuff. (didn't know any of Bish family could do code stuff)
  7. Little ankle biter cavort with techno geeky types RexxS and Rabbit to make template easy to use.
    1. Chedzilla think "Bish the knife" planning on doing much raiding of food in near future to do such things.
  8. Chedzilla head now hurt.
  9. Chedzilla need go find suitable companion.

— ChedZILLA 20:20, 15 September 2012 (UTC)

Precious

bite
Thank you for strong simple images, song without words, - you are an awesome Wikipedian!

--Gerda Arendt (talk) 15:31, 13 October 2012 (UTC)

Hehehe. Bite bite! :-) Actually that was Bishonen posting on Jack's page, she wouldn't let me. Something about how she wanted to make sure people knew it was her. But she used my portrait, because, you know, who's scared of 'shonen? It's true that I am an awesome wikipedian. Please keep that in mind when I run for arbcom HINT HINT. darwinbish 15:51, 13 October 2012 (UTC).
What's a hat-trick for two? --Gerda Arendt (talk) 23:27, 13 October 2012 (UTC)
A year ago, you were the 272nd recipient of my PumpkinSky Prize, now I struggle without him again. - I changed to br'erly style and will keep the hat-trick in mind. Do you know what "Ich steh hier und singe" (my talk) rhymes with? (Wish you were an arb, wish-bish.) --Gerda Arendt (talk) 11:43, 13 October 2013 (UTC)
One year later, same thing-sing ("Ich steh hier und singe" archived, over), same missing, same wish: that you win ;) --Gerda Arendt (talk) 11:37, 13 October 2014 (UTC)
Thank you, naughty young Gerda. I saw you here because I logged in to post an award for naughtiness to Floquenbeam. But he don't need all that cake and tea, there's lots! You better help yourself from his page! darwinbish ☠ 23:54, 14 October 2014 (UTC).
No, he deserves it all! Thanks for sharing yours ;) --Gerda Arendt (talk) 05:57, 15 October 2014 (UTC)
Four years ago, you were recipient no. 272 of Precious, a prize of the cabal of the outcasts! --Gerda Arendt (talk) 21:08, 13 October 2016 (UTC)
Five ... thanks for cake and tea --Gerda Arendt (talk) 06:30, 13 October 2017 (UTC)
Six ... and still miss him. Have a soothing lullaby. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 06:19, 13 October 2018 (UTC)

You've got less than 24 hours

Smoking is bad for you, Darwinfish!

You weren't just yanking my chain, were you? --Floquenbeam (talk) 02:40, 20 November 2012 (UTC)

You're not gonna believe this, Floq, but 'shonen says I'm not allowed in Misplaced Pages space, 'as I very well know' (snort). I told her you're gonna have trouble explaining your rent (rended?) garments at work, but she don't care. Shonen says she's done her best to provide a replacement for me, and that there's already one candidate who's a bit like Fish. Well, more like a cross between Fish and FT2, really. darwinbish 13:13, 20 November 2012 (UTC).
I guess I understand; the Monster sort of wants to run too, but isn't allowed. But can't you convince 'shonen that if she forbids you from running, that she has to instead? Or maybe Zilla again? Time's running out, I'm looking for an October Surprise candidate to add their nom at 23:58 and sweep me off my feet. --Floquenbeam (talk) 21:10, 20 November 2012 (UTC)

And the tetrapod shall lay down with the lamb..

Sheepish season's greetings!

Hi, and a Merry Christmas! How nice to see you both with your cheery hats, and a peaceful festive whack instead of that naughty biting – your wooly tetrapod chums will be greatly relieved. Mint sauce optional. . . . dave souza, talk 18:02, 25 December 2012 (UTC)

Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays!
From the frozen wasteland of Nebraska, USA! MONGO 12:15, 25 December 2012 (UTC)

Occupational title

So you're a subordinate Clause now? (That's what Santa's assistants are called...) Cheers, Kosebamse (talk) 06:06, 26 December 2012 (UTC)

Hey there little one ...

Thank you for dropping by - I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. My 'Zilla says to tell you and all your family hi as well. I LOVE your festive hat - it's a most wonderful piece of attire. Hugs to the whole family - even the little ankle biter ... lol. — Ched :  ?  17:05, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

For your collection

I see you are interested in comment generators. Perhaps you have not seen this one yet; it is neither saccharin nor fawning. —Neotarf (talk) 01:14, 18 January 2013 (UTC)

Pony!

Pony!
Congratulations! For having a humorous and entertaining user page, you have received a pony! Ponies are cute, intelligent, cuddly, friendly (most of the time, though with notable exceptions), promote good will, encourage patience, and enjoy carrots. Treat your pony with respect and he will be your faithful friend! Montanabw 23:35, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

To send a pony or a treat to other wonderful and responsible editors, click here.

Muskied

Beyond The Trout
this conduct is beyond trouting! I smack you with an Esox Masquinongy!!!!! -- Aunva6 16:57, 25 March 2013 (UTC)
Grrr... answered on your miserable page. Finally a really, really good use use for my fine "whacking with a whole rack of dried stockfish" template. Yeah! darwinbish ☠ 11:34, 26 March 2013 (UTC).

...

... too late :(

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum. :) (so size does matter?) <laughs and runs off> — Ched :  ?  17:19, 7 April 2013 (UTC)

I'm annoyed. The little skull n'crossbones for my contribs was practically invisible, and if I embiggened it with two <big><big> it just got uglier, and less clear. One <big> is like a compromise. It's nice and cromulent for a sig anyway, cos it's a character, not an image. But if anybody's got a better idea, feel free to suggest! darwinbish ☠ 18:36, 7 April 2013 (UTC).
Vector graphics are soooo much better than raster images. Sigh. <pats little dar and hugs.> Go talk to master little ankle biter .. she will explain. Much other things to be focused on than how "sig" looks. Tech13 show how silly to worry about such things. — Ched :  ?  02:52, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
Noooooo! Don't pat Darwinbish on the h... --RexxS (talk) 04:45, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
Owwwie .... ouch .. that hurts. — Ched :  ?  15:26, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
My pet dino says he likes the Jolly Roger sig. by the way. he said to pass that along to you. — Ched :  ?  15:29, 8 April 2013 (UTC)

FYI

Darwinbish, your unique perspective and skill may be useful here. Montanabw 19:51, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, wouldn't it have been? Grumble grumble. If it wasn't for 'shonen's silly rules, I'd have been an arb by now! darwinbish ☠ 20:57, 21 April 2013 (UTC).

hello

<Ched tosses food in the door before entering>
  • <keeping a safe distance> Hello little one. I'm sorry I "missed/didn't respond to" your message. I very much appreciate you coming to visit me though. — Ched :  ?  15:45, 1 May 2013 (UTC)
's allright. Just use it next time! Bishonen has just made a more feebler response to trouts, more for posting as a third party. She should never have gone into template-making. None of hers pack much of a punch! darwinbish ☠ 19:52, 1 May 2013 (UTC).

Testing

Hello, little user. Is the OBOD working yet? Bishonen | talk 20:41, 2 May 2013 (UTC).

No! Bite! darwinbish ☠ 20:43, 2 May 2013 (UTC).

hi

Hello little ankle biter .. I noticed you went and took Ms. 'Shonen's spinning star - and you forgot to sign your post with the 4 little "~" things. Maybe you're upset because all the other family members have been getting all these wonderful barnstar awards? I don't want you to feel left out, so here .. I bring you your very own shinny trinket.

No, wasn't a post — all in the IRC third person, see? Nothing to sign. I logged in to make it and everything! darwinbish ☠ 19:38, 8 May 2013 (UTC).
The Friendship Barnstar
I, Ched :  ? , would like to present you with this Friendship Barnstar for your most excellent efforts in friendship towards your fellow Wikipedians.

— Ched :  ?  17:52, 8 May 2013 (UTC)

Finally some justice!!! Hrrm. Ok, Ched. darwinbish ☠ 19:38, 8 May 2013 (UTC).
Arggh, I think you forgot to subst, Ched. It'll always display the name of the last poster, if you don't! Kind of absurd and cool, in a way... everybody celebrating me! But praps you'd better start over, if you want "Ched" to stick in there. darwinbish ☠ 19:43, 8 May 2013 (UTC).

May 2013

Information icon Hello, I'm MelbourneStar. I wanted to let you know that I undid one of your recent contributions, such as the one you made with this edit to User talk:Baby Tex, because it didn’t appear constructive to me. If you think I made a mistake, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. Thanks, —MelbourneStar☆ 10:51, 23 May 2013 (UTC)

Man, did you ever make a mistake. Answered on your page. Which template do you want, the fish-hitting or the insultspout? darwinbish ☠ 11:12, 23 May 2013 (UTC).
I striked my caution - but could you please explain? It didn't look appropriate to me - shed some light, perhaps? thanks, —MelbourneStar☆ 11:18, 23 May 2013 (UTC)
Upon further review - who says I can't have both? —MelbourneStar☆ 11:32, 23 May 2013 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

The Barnstar of Good Humor
"The Barnstar of Good Humor is awarded to users who consistently lighten the mood, defuse conflicts, and make Misplaced Pages a better place to be."

Apologies. Of course, I, the party-pooper made things even more funnier by making myself look like a clown —MelbourneStar☆ 11:28, 23 May 2013 (UTC)


Awright. To show there's no bad feeling, I have graciously given you a template of your own. If you want both you'll have to work harder. The insultspout is serious, serious business, recipients are sometimes prostrated for weeks. darwinbish ☠ 11:44, 23 May 2013 (UTC).

Bad little ankle-biter.

'Zilla see this. <grabs smoking implement> NO!! Smoking cause all kinds of nasty, NASTY stuff. <stomps out cancer causing nastiness with massive tail.> Go chew on ankles little one!! rrawrRRRRR — ChedZILLA 16:30, 23 May 2013 (UTC)

And don't you forget it! The nerve! I have personally taken the trouble to steal Fish's lunch money for those smokes! darwinbish ☠ 17:16, 23 May 2013 (UTC).
Haven't I? Tell the lizard, Fish! darwinbish ☠ 21:48, 23 May 2013 (UTC).
Yep. Confirmed. Or not steal, just make me hand it over. For some time now. darwin 21:51, 23 May 2013 (UTC).
That's right! And aren't you as skinny as a shrimp in consequence? darwinbish ☠ 21:57, 23 May 2013 (UTC).
Sister speaks truth. darwin 21:54, 23 May 2013 (UTC).
ummmm ... Not to play with matches? — ChedZILLA 07:34, 24 May 2013 (UTC)
<hangs head> sigh ... not to tell others what to do. :( — ChedZILLA 07:36, 24 May 2013 (UTC)
Master? — ChedZILLA 07:39, 24 May 2013 (UTC)
Why I have yucky IE browser? — ChedZILLA 07:44, 24 May 2013 (UTC)
Master? .. you mad? ... why you up in middle of night? — ChedZILLA 07:47, 24 May 2013 (UTC)

testing 123

  • Darwinbish, you're gorgeous with your pointed little teeth!
  • Darwinbish, you're indomitable!
  • Darwinbish, please teach me to be fearless like you!

Impressive little ankle biter. If I send my pet dino around, could you teach him how to do that? — Ched :  ?  20:46, 24 June 2013 (UTC)

  • Darwinbish, please run for trustee!
oh oh oh ... yes .. please teach? — ChedZILLA 20:49, 24 June 2013 (UTC)
] Don't tell him! Just check out edit mode of this page, imitate and create similar own subpage. See principle? Figure "24" at top comes from number of compliments (or threats or whatever, say yes to your evil side!): in my case they go from 0 to 23, which makes 24, ok? When that page is done and saved, check out how sentences at the top of this page are constructed, using title of new subpage. No thinking involved (I know zillas are thick in the head), only copypaste and mutatis mutandis adjustment! darwinbish ☠ 21:29, 24 June 2013 (UTC).


August 2013

Stop icon with clock
You have been blocked from editing for a period of 24 hours for using Misplaced Pages as a blog, web host, social networking site or forum. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons why you should be unblocked, you may appeal this block by adding the following text below this notice: {{unblock|reason=Your reason here ~~~~}}. However, you should read the guide to appealing blocks first.  Bishonen | talk 17:34, 3 August 2013 (UTC)
  • That didn't work very well. In the first place, you're not actually blocked. :-( And the notice was supposed to say you have been blocked for being a naughty little user, and because I need to test blocking via Twinkle. Oh well. Back to the drawing board. Bishonen | talk 17:38, 3 August 2013 (UTC).

That last cupcake had a family!

Dear Madam, I regret to inform you that your recent actions have left a family of pâtisseries heartbroken. The cupcake was intended for a specific recipient, it had the right mix of cocoa, flour, sugar, passive-aggression and ambiguity. But more so, it was a unique individual pastry with its own identity that would be sorely missed by its family.

The young cupcake that you recently and callously snatched had a sweet(literally ;) ) loving family - A mama angel cake and dad shortcake (no need to mock his stature madam), a sister Madeleine, an uncle Flaky pastry (he's eccentric), Stroopwafel (a dutch cousin) and an Aunt Éclair (from France). It had dreams and hopes of meeting another cupcake one day, and getting matching icing together, frosting.....who knows, even sprinkles - we won't know anymore!!

I have offered to join the family in their effort to get justice for the deceased pastry. I should inform you that similar to your Anti-Wikilove template, we have learned to weaponize wikilove for a fight of attrition (or just irritation :P ). If the family so wishes, prepare to have your talk page turned in to a bakery kitchen, the likes of which only the most skilled maître pâtissier have seen. Extended family who send their sympathies and offer to join the mission include - Muffins of contempt (touch of vanilla essence and dollops of contempt), Lemon meringue pie of ridicule (tangy), cookies of passive-aggression (best-sellers), and scones of scorn (classic). A moment of silence for the fallen please. Theo10011 (talk) 20:37, 9 September 2013 (UTC)

Also, Hello and nice to make your acquaintance. In case it wasn't clear, I liked your template. Thanks for the smile. ;) Theo10011 (talk) 20:38, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
Mmm, not bad! The family can have the rest of it back if they want! darwinbish ☠ 21:14, 9 September 2013 (UTC).

Praise

Darwinbish, go for arb! Like Turandot, I play three questions for life and death.

Thank you, precious candidate, for volunteering.

  2. Please describe what happens in this diff. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 09:16, 16 November 2013 (UTC)

Courtesy notification re: the use of your imposing image

O Incisive One:

I have boldly appropriated your most distinguished image as the cornerstone of my election guide. I must say it does add a touch of class to the lineup. If you do ever decide to run for arb, you would be sure to run a smashing campaign and crush the opposition.

Cheers —Neotarf (talk) 07:27, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

He he, incisive, good word! darwinbish ☠ 11:52, 12 December 2013 (UTC).

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Hafspajen (talk) 12:54, 18 January 2014 (UTC)

Something for you to sink your teeth into?

Oh, look what that nice Mr. Anthony has done. A shiny new community sanctions template, Template:Uw-gsanctions, ready for tweaking. I had no idea he was so talented. —Neotarf (talk) 08:41, 9 May 2014 (UTC)

Useful for biting (though not as useful as my templates)! darwinbish ☠ 12:17, 15 May 2014 (UTC).

A cupcake for you!

Easy to bite with sharp teeth. Justinzilla ROARR!! 04:04, 18 February 2015 (UTC)
Not bad! More meringues! You may keep the rest of the cupcake. Enjoy! darwinbish ☠ 21:19, 21 February 2015 (UTC).

Thank you!

Wasn't sure if you watched Bishonen's page so wanted to thank you for the most excellent award/reminder/accolade that you added to my page here! I am deeply indebted to you for your generosity!--MONGO 01:51, 12 March 2015 (UTC)

Hehe, have you really been defrocked that long, MONGO, or is that when you were frocked? Maybe better check the dates. You can tweak the wording here if you want. Add maybe "has been improving Misplaced Pages beyond recognition for x years". darwinbish ☠ 08:02, 12 March 2015 (UTC).

Extras (under hot -from boys)

thank you

Thank you for stockfish link! food for you. (love the sleepy gif too!)

— Ched :  ?  11:33, 29 April 2015 (UTC)

Thief

It's rather rude to drink someone else's gift . You want milk? Drink this:

Dont' choke. Jester of the court 11:57, 3 October 2015 (UTC)

Darwinbish drinks all the milk...

The jester of the court (Chesterton? WTF?) bringing Jimbo his porridge. No more milk for Darwinbish!
…and bloats up to a huge size. Her brother is terrified. The little jester hurriedly returns to his day job of feeding Jimbo. Safer!
Milk-bloated Darwinbish. Run, little Darwinfish! She's gonna blow!

Please bite Bishonen

She's clearly violating her ANI pageban . Jester of the court 11:42, 15 October 2015 (UTC)

Pagebanned editors can still read pages! Shonen can say ANI, even if it burns her mouth! darwinbish ☠ 12:06, 15 October 2015 (UTC).

Bold box

Like your user box offered to RexxS! Here's one for you, created by QAI. Don't forget to run for arbcom, - I want to have one arb I can trust and support. (Will oppose all I cannot trust.)

Fight the gender gap: write articles on women

--Gerda Arendt (talk) 10:21, 26 October 2015 (UTC)

Season's Greetings

 Wishing you a Charlie Brown
Charlie Russell Christmas! 🎄
Best wishes for your Christmas
Is all you get from me
'Cause I ain't no Santa Claus
Don't own no Christmas tree.
But if wishes was health and money
I'd fill your buck-skin poke
Your doctor would go hungry
An' you never would be broke.
—C.M. Russell, Christmas greeting 1914.
Montanabw

Peeks in

:::looks around::: Your talk page is kinda busy! -- Scjessey (talk) 16:20, 12 November 2016 (UTC)

Naughty Darwinbish!

Stop icon
You have been ordered to sit on the Naughty step for a day for straying into WP territory, where you know you are not allowed. Ouch... will you stop biting my ankles when I'm trying to tell you off... ow! Just consider yourself lucky you're not blocked...aargh! (Runs off wagging finger behind him, with pesky little Darwinbish snapping at his heels.) Boing! said Zebedee (talk) 12:19, 12 February 2017 (UTC)
Ordered, is it? Check out your own page if you dare, young Boing!. darwinbish ☠ 14:15, 12 February 2017 (UTC).

Dantebish

A speed-skating thing?

The best I can imagine is a creature from a Heironymus Bosch painting, which is nicely alliterative. Acroterion (talk) 17:34, 14 February 2018 (UTC)

Ha, 'tis the dantebish, fine platypus-type monster! Appreciate, Acroterion! What a pity name is taken. Hmmm... is indeffed, though. . Bishonen needs moar socks! darwinbish ☠ 18:43, 14 February 2018 (UTC).

Varnished user

Oh, well, if Varnished user had to be blocked, at least I was fast enough to be the one to do it. Thanks for your appreciation. :-) --SarekOfVulcan (talk) 01:03, 2 March 2018 (UTC)

@SarekOfVulcan: Varnished Vulcan, hehe. I tried to get in first to sign this, for my part, but Bishonen is pretty strict about Misplaced Pages space. Not much she can do about ye olde Bishzilla's superclerking on arbitration pages, though! She will do it! darwinbish ☠ 16:35, 2 March 2018 (UTC).

Your signature

Please be aware that your signature uses deprecated <font> tags, which are causing Obsolete HTML tags lint errors.

Please change

] '']'' ] : darwinbish ☠

to

] '']'' ] : darwinbish ☠

—Anomalocaris (talk) 05:33, 14 May 2018 (UTC)‎

Your sig, actually

I thought maybe it was a joke for ANI, but you used this in November too. I'm just leaving this to let you know your signature literally fails W3's accessibility guidelines due to color choice on both the standard background, and even more dramatically on the archive-box background. You can test yourself with online tools such as this one. Someguy1221 (talk) 04:57, 4 January 2020 (UTC)

Hmm. Maybe User:RexxS can help. There's another sig complaint above, too. Never mind, Darwinbish! You can still give electric shocks! Bishonen | talk 10:34, 4 January 2020 (UTC).
Current sig:
Suggested sig to comply with WCAG 2.0 level AA against a white background:
Suggested sig to comply with WCAG 2.0 level AAA against a white background:
Level AAA is super-kind to folks with visual impairments; level AA is the least we can do. You can't be held responsible for the naive choice of archive box background. HTH --RexxS (talk) 13:09, 4 January 2020 (UTC)
  • Fixing that sig to AAA on sig page. But this is sig currently in use, darwin bish, which Someguy1221 saw on ANI and complains about. I like to use that, so User:RexxS please fix it? (Are all my sigs bad for visual impairments? 😟) PS, these are same colors as Bishzilla sig, aren't they? I thought her sig was OK now? darwin bish 13:33, 4 January 2020 (UTC).
    Bleh, Why can't folks who complain at least tell us what they are complaining about, instead of making us guess? No wonder there's never any progress.
    Ok: Current sig:
    Suggested sig to comply with WCAG 2.0 level AA against a white background:
    Suggested sig to comply with WCAG 2.0 level AAA against a white background:
    You call that a "well-tempered climate"? In Stockholm, you have to dress up like an Eskimo just to attend the weekly protest.
    I don't have the nerve to tinker with 'Zilla's sig. Let's wait for somebody else complaining to get roasted first. --RexxS (talk) 14:10, 4 January 2020 (UTC)
    My sister in military green? Bleh! Can she perhaps use mine, or are they also offensive? darwin 15:30, 4 January 2020 (UTC).
    @RexxS: Admittedly there's a slight gale from the north at the moment. Nothing much. Bishonen | talk 15:33, 4 January 2020 (UTC).
    @Darwinfish: Your colours meet WCAG AA standard, but fall a little short of WCAG AAA. You could use:
    The dark blues and dark reds are much richer than the dark greens and cyans. Odd isn't it? The lightest blue you can use is #22F. --RexxS (talk) 16:00, 4 January 2020 (UTC)
    Happy to use those suggested colours. See, using them now! Why does she have three colours in there? RexxS put in my new colours in her current sig, please, in lieu of ugly green etc? darwin 16:26, 4 January 2020 (UTC).
    How does this look?
    But I only see two colours in the one she currently uses. --RexxS (talk) 17:39, 4 January 2020 (UTC)
    Fish must have been looking at one of the other sigs. OK, that's not bad, I'll use it. Thank you. But Dino, what could Bishonen have meant when she wrote I can vary the rotation and it's easy? I wanted to test the fractured bit pointing up instead of down. Shouldn't it do that if I change 20deg to 340deg? But no, that gives a completely different effect, moving the axis of rotation from left to right, why? No good. darwin bish 18:28, 4 January 2020 (UTC).
    Best to just swap positive and negative numbers, so rotate(-20deg) and bottom:+0.4em (you don't need the +, of course). The rotation is about the centre of the text, so the vertical placement has to change as well:
    Less grumpy now? --RexxS (talk) 19:26, 4 January 2020 (UTC)
    Hehe. Using up-pointing sig to look less grumpy! darwin bish 20:28, 4 January 2020 (UTC).

note re your page

Hi. I just happened along to your talk page, from the talk page for Levivich. your talk page sure is interesting. thanks for all these creative ideas. looks neat!!! see you!! --Sm8900 (talk) 15:01, 20 February 2020 (UTC)

Heh, thank you, Sm8900. Feel free to use any of the templates listed on my userpage! Though sadly, my pride and joy the Insultspout now requires the recipient to purge their page every time they wish to receive fresh Shakespeare insults. Not so spouty any more! darwin bish 15:11, 20 February 2020 (UTC).
lol wow. now that is quite a template!! I think you may have created something that is unprecedented, unequalled, and untrammelled in the English-speaking world!!! forsooth, 'tis wondrous strange!!! lol!!! I have to hang out here a lot more often, methinks!!! forsooth good sir, a glass of good ale to quaff!!! cheers!! --Sm8900 (talk) 15:20, 20 February 2020 (UTC)
A beer on me!
have some ale!! for your wondrous templates!! hail and well met!! cheers!! --Sm8900 (talk) 15:20, 20 February 2020 (UTC)

Notice of noticeboard discussion

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Precious anniversary

Precious
Eight years!

... remembered - the weather was like the apple pic on my talk --Gerda Arendt (talk) 07:46, 13 October 2020 (UTC)

Darwinbish has stolen your apples! Delicious!

You are an evil apple thief. I got the apples from Gerda. Bähhh! Grimes2 (talk) 08:56, 13 October 2020 (UTC)

Here an apple from me. Grimes2 (talk) 10:26, 13 October 2020 (UTC)

Darwinbish, please run for arbcom this year! You'd make all the difference! You'd not think someone added an infobox here, and vote (with majority) that he has to be banned. That climate should change. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 06:51, 15 October 2020 (UTC)

Some stroopwafels for you!

Are you hungry? Grimes2 (talk) 19:56, 16 October 2020 (UTC)

16 October memories - look for stroopwafels, --Gerda Arendt (talk) 20:07, 16 October 2020 (UTC)

I'm not hungry any more (burp). darwin bish 23:21, 16 October 2020 (UTC).

Precious anniversary

Precious
Nine years!

Remembering how we lost a profilic and helpful editor then, and it just happened again. On AN, you say "every editor is a human being" (quoted from Geometry guy), and it seems to remain Chinese. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 07:46, 13 October 2021 (UTC)

Sorry, no apples this year, but how is this? --Gerda Arendt (talk) 07:48, 13 October 2021 (UTC)

Always precious

Ten years ago, you were found precious. That's what you are, always. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 08:08, 13 October 2022 (UTC)

Fishslap but with a meteor

like trout or whale but you need to send this person to another planet (or realm) to correct them Soulware2 (talk) 18:44, 13 September 2023 (UTC)

Bad sock

You're a very naughty sock! Bishonen | tålk 12:18, 5 June 2024 (UTC).

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