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"F.L.M."
Single by Mel and Kim
from the album F.L.M.
Released	29 June 1987
Genre	Dance-pop
Length	3:55
Label	Supreme
Songwriter(s)	Stock Aitken Waterman
Producer(s)	Stock Aitken Waterman
Mel and Kim singles chronology
"Respectable" (1987) "F.L.M." (1987) "I'm the One Who Really Loves You" (1987)
Music video
"F.L.M." on YouTube

"F.L.M." is a song by English pop duo Mel and Kim, released as their third single in 1987. It was written and produced by Stock Aitken Waterman, and peaked at number seven on the UK Singles Chart. The song is the title track on F.L.M., their debut album, and was remixed for its single release. "F.L.M." would be the penultimate international single released by the duo.

Writing

The song title is an acronym for "fun, love and money", but was actually a play on the sisters' frequent use of the expression "fucking lovely mate" during the recording sessions for the album.

Music video

Due to Mel being diagnosed with a recurrence of cancer in June 1987, the duo did not appear in the promotional music video for the song. Instead, a number of versions of the clip were compiled, variously using footage of the sisters' live performance of "F.L.M" and the music videos for "Showing Out (Get Fresh at the Weekend)" and "Respectable", with all cuts featuring a male actor playing the role of a detective, and string puppets resembling the duo.

Kim Appleby said she was "devastated" by the finished video, having not been consulted on its contents, and only seeing it for the first time when it was aired on TV. Kim, who said that her sister Mel was equally dissatisfied with the video, added that she would have preferred that no video was released at all. Supreme Records head Nick East described the video as a "mistake".

Critical reception

In a review published in Smash Hits, Lola Borg deemed "F.L.M." as "another disco delight" with a sound typically of the duo.

Chart performance

"F.L.M." entered the UK singles chart at number 16 on 11 July 1987, then climbed to number seven where it stayed for another week, and remained on the chart for 11 weeks. In Ireland, the single charted for five weeks and peaked at number four. It was also a top ten hit in the Flanders region of Belgium and Denmark where it reached number seven and ten, respectively, missed the top ten by one and two places in the Netherlands and Finland, and peaked within the top 20 in Switzerland and Germany. On the Pan-Eurochart Hot 100 single charts established by the Music & Media magazine, it debuted at number 26 on 18 July 1987, reached number eight in its fourth week, and totaled ten weeks on the chart. It received some airplay, thus charted for seven weeks on the European Airplay Top 50, with a peak at number 14 in its third week. Outside Europe, "F.L.M." was a top ten hit in New Zealand, where it peaked at number seven with an eight-week chart trajectory, and reached the top 20 in Australia, culminating at number 19 on 27 September 1987.

Track listings

7-inch (SUPE 113)

1. "F.L.M."
2. "F.L.M." (instrumental/Senza Voce)

12-inch (SUPE T 113)

1. "F.L.M." (extended mix)
2. "F.L.M." (club mix)
3. "F.L.M." ( dub mix)

12-inch picture disc (SUPE TP 113)

1. "F.L.M." (extended mix)
2. "F.L.M." (club mix)
3. "F.L.M." ( dub mix)

12-inch remix (SUPE TX 113)

1. "F.L.M." (Two Grooves Under One Nation remix/Chic Le Freak mix)
2. "F.L.M." ( dub mix)

Cassette single (CSUPE113)

1. "F.L.M." (Auto mix)
2. "Showing Out/Respectable" Megamix
3. "F.L.M." (7-inch version)

Charts

Parody

In their 1988 song parodying the formulaic music of Stock Aitken Waterman, "This Is the Chorus", Morris Minor and the Majors joked that "F.L.M." stood for "fun, love, and monotony."

References

1. "Mel & Kim segment on The Story of 1987". YouTube. Archived from the original on 15 December 2021. Retrieved 9 February 2019.
2. "Mel & Kim – F.L.M". YouTube. Retrieved 9 February 2019.
3. ^ "A Journey Through Stock Aitken Waterman: Ep 24: Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now to F.L.M. on Apple Podcasts". Apple Podcasts. Retrieved 23 February 2022.
4. Borg, Lola (1–14 July 1987). "Singles reviewed by Lola Borg" (PDF). Smash Hits. Vol. 9, no. 13. p. 57. ISSN 0260-3004. Retrieved 21 November 2023 – via World Radio History.
5. ^ "Mel and Kim: Artist Chart History". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 4 September 2023.
6. ^ "The Irish Charts – Search Results – F.L.M.". Irish Singles Chart. Retrieved 4 September 2023.
7. ^ "Mel & Kim – F.L.M." (in Dutch). Ultratop 50. Retrieved 4 September 2023.
8. ^ Danish Singles Chart 14 August 1987
9. ^ "Mel & Kim – F.L.M." (in Dutch). Single Top 100. Retrieved 4 September 2023.
10. ^ Pennanen, Timo (2021). "Mel & Kim". Sisältää hitin - 2. laitos Levyt ja esittäjät Suomen musiikkilistoilla 1.1.1960–30.6.2021 (PDF). Helsinki: Kustannusosakeyhtiö Otava. p. 168. Retrieved 22 June 2022.
11. ^ "Mel & Kim – F.L.M.". Swiss Singles Chart. Retrieved 4 September 2023.
12. ^ "Offiziellecharts.de – Mel & Kim – F.L.M." (in German). GfK Entertainment charts. Retrieved 7 November 2023.
13. ^ "European Hot 100 Singles" (PDF). Music & Media. Vol. 4, no. 31. 8 August 1987. p. 16-17. OCLC 29800226. Retrieved 4 September 2023 – via World Radio History.
14. ^ "European Airplay Top 50" (PDF). Music & Media. Vol. 4, no. 30. 1 August 1987. p. 4. OCLC 29800226. Retrieved 4 September 2023 – via World Radio History.
15. ^ "Mel & Kim – F.L.M.". Top 40 Singles. Retrieved 4 September 2023.
16. ^ "Australian Top 50 Singles Chart Week Ending 27th September, 1987". Imgur.com (original document published by ARIA). Retrieved 9 February 2019. N.B. The Australian Music Report chart was licensed by ARIA between mid-1983 and 12 June 1988.
17. Kent, David (1993). Australian Chart Book 1970–1992 (Illustrated ed.). St. Ives, N.S.W.: Australian Chart Book. p. 197. ISBN 0-646-11917-6.
18. "Top Dance Singles" (PDF). Music Week. 1 August 1987. p. 27. Retrieved 11 September 2023 – via World Radio History.
19. "Morris Minor and The Majors – This Is the Chorus". YouTube. Archived from the original on 15 December 2021. Retrieved 9 February 2019.

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