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I'll Mature When I'm Dead
AuthorDave Barry
PublisherG. P. Putnam's Sons
Publication date2010

I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood is a 2010 humor book by Dave Barry. In the book, Barry talks about parenthood, being a celebrity, technology, his screenplay career, a Twilight spoof, and a 24 script. The book was published in 2010. He also mentions in each essay about a random thing.

Topics of stories and essays

  • "Solving The Celebrity Problem": He mentions the Kardashians and how only Caitlyn Jenner (referenced as Bruce Jenner) has done the work.
  • "Technology": He mentions that even if you use a magnifying glass an inch away from the TV, you can't see ones & zeros in Jack Bauer's nose when it's the size of the Lincoln Tunnel.
  • "Parenthood": Dads don't gator.
  • "The Big Dumpster": Barry mentions that he wrote two ideas; one with superhuman chickens, and one with political themes, including the President doing the Hokey Pokey, titled Chickens!, and Head of State.
  • "Fangs of Endearment": He has vampires, werewolves, and Zamboni machines.

Notes

  1. Jenner changed her name due to gender transition in 2015.

References

  1. Leibovitz, Annie (June 1, 2015). "Introducing Caitlyn Jenner". Vanity Fair. Retrieved June 1, 2015.
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