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"John Wayne Is Big Leggy"
Single by Haysi Fantayzee
from the album Battle Hymns For Children Singing
B-side	"The Sabres of Paradise"
Released	1982
Recorded	1982
Length	3:22
Label	Regard
Songwriter(s)	Jeremy Healy Kate Garner Paul Caplin
Haysi Fantayzee singles chronology
"John Wayne Is Big Leggy" (1982) "Holy Joe" (1982)
Music video
"John Wayne Is Big Leggy" on YouTube
Audio
"John Wayne Is Big Leggy" (Extended Version) on YouTube

"John Wayne Is Big Leggy" is the debut single by British music group Haysi Fantayzee, released in 1982. It peaked at number 13 on the Austrian Singles Chart, number 3 on the German Singles Chart, number 4 on the Swiss Singles Chart, and number 11 on the UK Singles Chart.

Themes

The song was a combination of political satire and sexual humour, using nursery rhyme-style lyrics. The protagonist, John Wayne, is having sexual intercourse with a Native American female. When Wayne's bandolier restricts their intimacy, she suggests he remove it. He refuses and suggests he sodomize her instead.

This surreal image is intended as a comment on the treatment of indigenous people during the European colonisation, and was written after Jeremy Healy read Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by historian Dee Brown. Wayne represents the European colonist, while his partner is the Native American people.

It was an allegory for treatment of which the white settlers used, but on the Native American Indians. However, I wrote it like John Wayne having anal sex with a squaw. I thought this was hilarious!

— Jeremy Healy of Haysi Fantayzee

Unusually for a song with explicit sexual content in the 1980s, the song escaped being banned from broadcast by the BBC, was playlisted on BBC Radio 1, and the band performed the song twice on Top of the Pops and on Saturday morning children's television. The song, with its "Shotgun, gimme gimme lowdown fun, boy! Okay, yeah, showdown!" intro, was taken to be a nonsensical novelty song about cowboys.

People kept saying we were writing nonsense lyrics, but we didn't explain anything, because if they knew, it wouldn't get played.

— Kate Garner of Haysi Fantayzee

Critical reception

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
Bravo

The single was well received in the British and European music press. Smash Hits described it as a Wild West shoot-out between Madness, Bow Wow Wow and Altered Images. Stewart Mason of AllMusic wrote, "it all sounds like an enormous put-on, but it's an entertaining one for anyone with a taste for early '80s ephemera." The song was listed in Smash Hits' top 10 lyrics of the 80s.

Boy George, who had been a schoolfriend of Jeremy Healy and a fellow Blitz club regular, spoke of his jealousy of Haysi Fantayzee's success:

To add to the depression, Haysi Fantayzee's debut single, "John Wayne Is Big Leggy," was being played on Radio One. It became the soundtrack to my despair, slowly climbing the charts and staying there for ten weeks, niggling at my psyche. I knew it was a good record too. Clever, original, and very annoying. I wanted to retire when I saw the video on Saturday-morning kids' TV. I couldn't believe they had a video and we didn't.

— Boy George, Take It Like a Man

Track listing

Charts

References

1. Birchmeier, Jason. "Jeremy Healy | Biography & History". AllMusic. Retrieved 26 February 2020.
2. ^ "Haysi Fantayzee – John Wayne Is Big Leggy" (in German). Ö3 Austria Top 40. Retrieved 26 February 2020.
3. ^ "Offiziellecharts.de – Haysi Fantayzee – John Wayne Is Big Leggy" (in German). GfK Entertainment charts. Retrieved 26 February 2020.
4. ^ "Haysi Fantayzee – John Wayne Is Big Leggy". Swiss Singles Chart. Retrieved 26 February 2020.
5. ^ "Official Singles Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 26 February 2020.
6. "'80s Actual On Haysi Fantayzee - The Facts..." '80s actual. Retrieved 8 March 2013.
7. "Pop Focus: Haysi Fantayzee". Haysi Recollections. Archived from the original on 6 January 2012. Retrieved 8 March 2013.
8. ^ "Platten Prufstand: Hits & Flops der woche". Bravo. 41. 1982.
9. ^ Rimmer, Dave (July–August 1982). "Haysi Fantayzee". Smash Hits. Archived from the original on 2 November 2011. Retrieved 8 March 2013.
10. Mason, Stewart. "John Wayne Is Big Leggy - Haysi Fantayzee". AllMusic. Retrieved 9 March 2013.
11. "Our Fave Lyrics", The Best of Smash Hits: the '80s, Sphere, pp. 44–51, 2006
12. Boy George; Bright, Spencer (1995). Take It Like a Man: The Autobiography of Boy George. Sidgewick & Jackson. p. 178.
13. "Top 100 Single-Jahrescharts". GfK Entertainment (in German). offiziellecharts.de. Retrieved 26 February 2022.

External links

• "John Wayne Is Big Leggy" at Discogs (list of releases)

• 1982 debut singles
• 1981 songs
• Haysi Fantayzee songs
• Songs written by Jeremy Healy
• Songs about actors
• Cultural depictions of John Wayne
• Songs written by Paul Caplin
• Songs about Native Americans