The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny", often shortened to "The Ultimate Showdown", is a comical song and video released on December 22, 2005. The song was written and performed by Neil Cicierega under the pseudonym Lemon Demon, appearing as the fifth single of the project's fifth studio album Dinosaurchestra. The song describes a massive, citywide battle set in Tokyo started by Godzilla and Batman, ultimately lasting for a century and involving dozens of pop-culture icons with the music video's animation by Shawn Vulliez.

Background

In the early 2000s, Neil Cicierega popularized animutation, a form of flash animation that humorously depicts pop-culture images set to upbeat music. Steven Lerner, the owner of Albino Blacksheep, later stated that as the genre grew more popular that it had begun to advance in effort, with creators drawing the characters rather than editing publicly available photos. Cicierega adapted to this development, publishing the song "The Ultimate Showdown" to Newgrounds on December 22, 2005, with Shawn Vulliez credited for the video's animation under the name altffour. The song was additionally released under the full name "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" as the fifth single of Lemon Demon's fifth studio album Dinosaurchestra, which came out on July 20, 2006.

Reception

"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" gained a large cult following among web enthusiasts. It ranked on Newgrounds as the "User's Choice" upon publication, amassing 6.5 million views within its first six months of release. It appeared on several other websites including Albino Blacksheep and YouTube, receiving over 25 million views on the latter before a takedown and replacement by Vulliez in early 2021. A higher resolution fan upload has received over 7.7 million views on YouTube as of April 2024. The song topped the "Funny Five" on The Dr. Demento Show for several weeks and was the #1 request for 2006. In 2009, the song was re-recorded with a full band, receiving inclusion on the compilation Almanac 2009 and Lemon Demon's first EP Live (Only Not) (2011). It additionally appeared on the Rock Band Network, releasing to the service on July 6, 2010.

Plot

While most of the characters named in the song are fictional, several real people are also described as combatants. Top: Shaquille O'Neal, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln. Middle: Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, Benito Mussolini. Bottom: Dwayne Johnson, Hulk Hogan, Fred Rogers.

As Godzilla is going on a rampage through Tokyo, Batman surprise attacks him with a Bat-Grenade. Godzilla's attempt to retaliate is blocked by Shaquille O'Neal, who is attacked by Aaron Carter until Batman runs over them both with the Batmobile. Before Batman can return to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln rises from the dead and shoots Batman with an AK-47. Lincoln is then forced to flee by Optimus Prime.

After Godzilla eats a piece of Optimus Prime, O'Neal returns but is then attacked by Jackie Chan. Meanwhile, Lincoln attempts to finish off Batman with a machete but is stopped by Indiana Jones. Jones is left defenseless against Godzilla as Batman steals his gun and unsuccessfully attempts to kill Chan. A somersaulting Chan and Lincoln, attempting to pole-vault onto Optimus Prime, collide in midair and are struck down by a Care Bear stare.

Chuck Norris, presented as a godlike figure, descends from the sky to angelic tones, kicks Indiana Jones in the groin, and decapitates Batman with his thighs. Dozens of additional heroes and villains, including the historical Benito Mussolini, all arrive and kill Norris.

Approximately a century later, the battle has officially ended and is implied to have claimed the lives of many more characters besides those mentioned, with only one contestant remaining: Mister Rogers. The music video additionally features Rogers raising a katana in victory before committing seppuku with it.

Characters

Godzilla
Batman/Bruce Wayne
Shaquille O'Neal
Aaron Carter
Abraham Lincoln
Optimus Prime
Jackie Chan
Indiana Jones
A Care Bear
Chuck Norris
Gandalf the Grey
Gandalf the White
The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Benito Mussolini
Chief Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis
Jambi
RoboCop
The Terminator
Captain Kirk
Darth Vader
Lo Pan
Superman
The Power Rangers
Bill S. Preston
Ted Logan
Spock
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
Doctor Octopus
Hulk Hogan
Mister Rogers

Depicted but not mentioned

The latter two characters are animated in the same designs as they were in the music video for Lemon Demon's song "Ebaum's World Dot Com".

Mentioned but not depicted

Scruff McGruff

Personnel

Neil Cicierega – vocals, instruments, programming, engineering, production
Angel Marcloid – remastering (Needlejuice pressings 2022–)

Live (Only Not) version

Neil Cicierega – vocals, piano
Alora Lanzillotta – bass
Charles "Chooch" Sergio – guitar
Dave Kitsberg – guitar
Greg Lanzillotta – drums, recording, mixing

References

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"Lemon Demon on Rock Band Network". Rock Band. Archived from the original on July 15, 2011. Retrieved April 29, 2024.

External links

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